Nov 24
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You know the two things that make everything look fantastic? Glow and blur. The best photoshop tools money can buy. So we’ll have a glowing blurry tattooed man with a wolves head! And some girl with some glowly blurry transparency around her. Make sure the title is huge and don’t forget to blur what you can.

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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • Darren Hopes • fairies • glow • HarperCollins Books • magic • Melissa Marr • once you see it • strange creature • tattoo you • Unknown Artist Institute • wolf • wolf people
Nov 29
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Tom Noir Comments: La de da. Just out for a jaunty, inconspicuous stroll in my black leathers and goggles. Pay no attention to the laser blaster held awkwardly behind my back!
Published 2003

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Tagged with: Alan Dean Foster • font problems • gun • John Blackford • leather • none more black • sunglasses • Warner Aspect books
Feb 21

Emster Comments: What happens when you light the entire box of fireworks at once? Tom was not going to stick around to find out!
Published 1991

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Tagged with: Carla Sormanti • dude • font problems • Haircut 100 • Pocket Books • surfs up • Tom Swift Series • Victor Appleton II
Jul 12
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Good Show Sir Comments: Get lost lady. This is a stag party.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!
Published 1987

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Tagged with: Ace Books • bladed weapons • damsel • deer • dogs • Midori Snyder • Vicente Segrelles
Sep 16
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Ryan comments: Well, I meant to send this one for the hatred of flying black balls comment.
Published 1965

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Tagged with: baldy bad man • balls • big bird • bighanditis • fists of fury • Jack Vance • John Schoenherr • Pyramid Books • space ships
Mar 22
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Women love their horses and I’m pretty sure everyone grows up wanting that pony all their life. So that’s what we’ll give ’em. Except give the horse a certain quality, an almost surprised expression as he stares off into the vast distance. And give the L&D letters of the title a black fill. I can’t see that one back-firing.

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • bracers • cloaks • damsel • Dark Horse series • font problems • forest • Fred Fields • glowing eyes • horses • horses with hairstyles • Mary H. Herbert • once you see it • sword • TSR Books
Aug 09
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Alessandra Comments: This reminded me of the old “Superfriends” cartoon. Hanna-Barbera does epic fantasy. It’s subtitle is “being a novelized version of the remarkable interplanetary events that took place at the World Science Fiction Convention of 1971,” which makes me wonder what the heck happened.
Published 1971

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Tagged with: Ace Books • aliens • Barry N. Malzberg • damsel • Jack Gaughan • K.M. O'Donnell • strange creature • WTF
Sep 12
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Look this has to stand out from the rest. But how…. ummm… put a magic sea shell with stars of the universe in it. Have a disinterested man staring at it… and a blue women who is already so bored she’s fallen asleep.
Published 1993

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • damsel • Dan Simmons • dude • font problems • John Jude Palencar • magic • statuesque
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