Good Show Sir

Jul 10

The Bibliomancer Comments: “I feel pretty … Oh so pretty … I feel pretty and witty and gay … And I pity … Any Infernal-Demon-From-The-Pit-Of-Hell who isn’t me today!”
Published 1992

(Average: 8.08 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ace Books • city • daemons • damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • dress for success • dude • horns • Jack L. Chalker • Satan • stairway to heaven • WTF

Jun 29

Time Twister

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STOP STOP ALREADY... they're already dead!!! Click for full image

Peter T Comments: Not sure how you wear your pants with a tail sticking out…. or how he killed all those creatures with such an erratic gun…. Girl looks nice though….
Published 1984

(Average: 7.33 out of 10)

Tagged with: capes • cleavage • corpse mountain • damsel • death • dude • font problems • frickin laser beams • gun • H.M. Major • Kathleen Buckley • Ken Kelly • muscles • people with tails • Sharon Jarvis • Signet Books • WTF

Jun 24

The Planet Buyer

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Some may question it as an Olympic sport... but planet fork flower vase quill blood writing will catch on. Click for full image

Tat Wood Comments: Remember this? Well here’s how France saw it. Neither is entirely representative, this being a novel about an Australian sheep-shearer (in Space!) who buys Earth at a department store. Sort of. The sad thing is, Cordwainer Smith wrote extensively about cat-people but the artists never got the hint.
Published 1980 (maybe)

(Average: 8.43 out of 10)

Tagged with: Cordwainer Smith • dude • French • Good Show Sir • Les Seigneurs De L'instrumentalite • long hair • muslces • planets • strange head armor • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF

Jun 15

New Dimensions III

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Pretty much an prediction of the internet. Click for full UNSHEEPED image

Cyril Comments: I fear that the symbolism escapes me. But then the worms and the nude seem to be escaping as well.
Published 1974

(Average: 7.00 out of 10)

Tagged with: Barry N. Malzberg • Charles Moll • cleavage • Damon Knight • damsel • devil's dumplings • F.M. Busby • Gardner Dozois • George Alec Effinger • Gordon Eklund • James Tiptree Jr • R.A. Lafferty • Robert Silverberg • Signet Books • space sheep • space suit • teeth • tentacles • Terry Carr • Ursula K. Le Guin • W. Macfarlane • WTF

Jun 11

Cybersex

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No it's by MY SELF not Will Self... I bet he hears that one everyday of his life... sorry. Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: I guess this cover is a fairly realistic depiction of cybersex. I mean, he IS only using one hand…
Published 1996

(Average: 8.52 out of 10)

Tagged with: Candas Jane Dorsey • cleavage • computers • Connie Willis • damsel • David Gerrold • dude • eff Duntemann • Frederik Pohl • Gene Wolfe • George Zebrowski • Greg Egan • Harlan Ellison • Ian Watson • James Tiptree Jr • Jeff Noon • Joe Haldeman • Kathe Koja • Kurt Vonnegut Jr • L. Timmel Duchamp • Lisa Tuttle • Martin Amis • mega limbs • Michael Hemmingson • muscles • Nancy Kress • Pat Murphy • Phil Marritt • Raven Books • Richard Glyn Jones • Robinson Publishing • sexytime • shiny oh so shiny • Will Self • WTF

Jun 10

Beyond Bedlam

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Pete Comments: Wham, bam, thank you Bedlam!
Published 1973

(Average: 5.59 out of 10)

Tagged with: face • face tree • Jim Burns • Sphere Books • WTF • Wyman Guin

May 29

The Partaker

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I am deeply... and I can't stress how deeply... unimpressed! Click for full image

Book Wench Comments: Couldn’t you wait until I was, like, fully centred before you took my picture? (Yes it’s about a belligerent teenage vampire.)
Published 1980

(Average: 8.41 out of 10)

Tagged with: anthropomorphism • bats • moon • R. Chetwynd-Hayes • strange creature • vampires • William Kimber • WTF

May 27

Transmigration

21 Comments »

Best shampoo advert ever! Click for full UNSHEEPED image

Cyril Comments: Bad hair day.
Published 1970

(Average: 8.40 out of 10)

Tagged with: Avon Books • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • J.T. McIntosh • rainbow • Ron Walotsky • space sheep • WTF

May 01

Honourable Mentions 15

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It’s the awesome month of May! Which can only mean even more honourable mentions!

Found these beauties in a charity shop the other day. Would you read them on a bus? Or try to complete a shiny unicorn puzzle on a bus? I know I would… just for the attention!

Have a great long weekend if you get it! Otherwise, just have a great weekend!

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