Good Show Sir

Jul 31

Wendy’s Art Direction: It’s supposed to be about some Asteroid Belt colony. Tear out the first five pages of your sketchbook and paste them on this cover mock-up.

Published 1970

(Average: 8.11 out of 10)

Tagged with: Anthony Sini • boxes • devil's dumplings • font problems • little people • Macmillan Books • Poul Anderson • WTF

Jun 27

Virgin Planet & Starship Intercourse

27 Comments »

The 40 Year Old Virgin Planet Click for full image

MaryAnne Comments: He’ll have no problem keeping it in those pants.

You might remember this from here.

Published 1960

He's limp, Jim Click for full image

Charles Comments: Ream me up Scotty!

Published 1971

It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday – Sci-Fi Sexytime Edition!

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

Tagged with: A Companion Book • Beacon Books • bikini • bubble helmet • busy hands • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Greenleaf Classics • Lambert Wilhelm • muscles • Poul Anderson • Robert Bonfils • Robert Stanley • rocket • sexytime • Spock eyebrow • the no pants dance • two-fer • William Maltese

Mar 28

The Dancer from Atlantis

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The Dancer from Atlant-assssss! Click for booty enhancement

Good Show Sir Comments: Dancing a Bullero, apparently.

Published 1971

(Average: 4.92 out of 10)

Tagged with: bull • damsel • font problems • Frank Frazetta • horns • Nelson Doubleday SFBC • Poul Anderson • Sir Mix-A-Lot • tasteful smoke

May 31

Flandry

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That is one wimpy-looking right arm. Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: Not to be confused with Captain Flandry: Defender of the Terran Empire. It’s just called “Flandry” on the title page. From the back cover: “Parts of this volume have been published separately as A Circus of Hells and The Rebel Worlds.”

Published 1993

(Average: 7.42 out of 10)

Tagged with: anatomical issues • Baen Books • big hair • cleavage • damsel • Dominic Flandry Series • dude • frog people • gun • Larry Schwinger • mighty moustache • moon • Poul Anderson • robot

May 19

Fire Time

17 Comments »

In the book they are called Centauroids Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: So many wasted Ting! opportunities.

Published 1975

(Average: 7.71 out of 10)

Tagged with: arrow • Ballantine Books • Centaur! • Darrell K. Sweet • font problems • lion people • Poul Anderson • spear • strange creature • sword

Jan 13

War of the Wing-Men

22 Comments »

Next time I go clubbing I want him as my wing-man Click for full image

Scott B Comments: I ask for one pissed-off bat-mongoose-eagle-beaver-man-thing. And you nailed it!
Published 1979

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

Tagged with: arrow • ax-wielding • Chris Achilleos • flying • Poul Anderson • Sphere Books • strange creature • strange head armor • sword • wings

Jan 12

The Star Fox

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Good Show Sir Comments: New Year’s Eve party at the GSS Headquarters.
Published 1980

(Average: 8.34 out of 10)

Tagged with: Berkley Books • blowhole • bottle • David Egge • drunkie • dude • eye-yi-yi • monster • mullet • Poul Anderson • strange creature • WTF

Dec 16

The Golden Slave

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Oh sorry were you whipping me? I fell asleep... Click for full image

Tom Noir’s Art Direction: “Very well Mistress Raven, I want you to whip me gently until I am hit with my next great cover inspiration. Don’t spare the buttocks. And remember my safe words: poul anderson.”
Published 1980

(Average: 6.92 out of 10)

Tagged with: beard-wielding • chains • cleavage • columns • damsel • dude • font problems • loincloth • muscles • Poul Anderson • sixpack abs • Unknown Artist Institute • whip it good • Zebra Books