Nov 04
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Man of the Mountian’s Art Direction:So, the story is about a girl trapped in the middle of the black death in midevial England, while everyone back in her time are dying of a flu epidemic. Give us a nice upbeat cover, otherwise nobody is going to buy this!
Published 1993

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Tagged with: bad science • Bantam Books • Connie Willis • damsel • dude • headband • horses • horses with hairstyles • once you see it • Roger Kastel • SCIENCE! • shuriken of approval • Ting!
Apr 27
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NGpm Comments: This is one busy cover. Why does the dragon-saurus have a blue and red aura? Is the horse fireproof? You know this dragon’s dynamite: “look at the bones, man!” Overall the art isn’t bad, but the typography and that blurb about the Newberry is just so awkward.
Published 1986

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Tagged with: Berkley Books • bladed weapons • dragon • dude • font problems • giant birds • glowing eyes • horses • horses on fire • Kinuko Craft • magic • once you see it • Robin McKinley • shuriken of approval • skulls a-poppin' • strapping outfit • sword
Mar 01
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Matt Comments: All randomness aside, it’s the quality of the drawing that really stands out here.
Published 1997
Many thanks to Matt!

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Tagged with: Baen Books • baldness • damsel • David Lee Anderson • dude • explosions • font problems • once you see it • perspective problems • proportional issues • shiny • shuriken of approval • Spider Robinson • WTF
Nov 09
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Nix Comments: You may recognise some aspects of this cover. The huge glowy face on the left? That, I think, is Tung: I suspect Miles is the other glowy face. In the book, Tung’s never described as having any kind of moustache, and it would fit poorly inside a combat helmet, but hey, Eurasians all look like Ming the Merciless, right? Right?
Published 1997
You might remember me from such covers as The Vor Game.
Many thanks to Nix!

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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • dude • font problems • Gary Ruddell • Lois McMaster Bujold • shoulder pads • shuriken of approval • space • space ships
Oct 25
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Corwin Comments: In the future, designer space suits are in style, asynchronous space ballet is an Olympic sport, and we’ve all lost our pinkies.
Published 2008

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Tagged with: aliens • Baen Books • Dave Freer • David Mattingly • dude • Eric Flint • font problems • shuriken of approval • space • space ships • space suit • WTF
Sep 15
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Ashton Comments: Usually when there’s a naked woman on the front of a book it’s to titillate the viewer, but this brave artist went against convention and made the most unappealing cover he could think of.
Published 1989
Many thanks to Ashton!

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Tagged with: blob of awesomeness • cleavage • damsel • dude • embossing • font problems • Roger Zelazny • shuriken of approval • space • Tor Books • Wayne Barlowe • WTF
Apr 30
Well it’s reached that time again were here in the UK we are blessed with bank holidays! So for those like myself who will be relaxing with an extra long weekend, here are some honourable mentions.
These covers break our explicit and hard kept rules, which are enforced with an iron fist. These are part of a franchise (this time of adventure choice novels), but nonetheless each of them sports an excellent cover so I hope you enjoy them.
Also just to say thanks to everyone who has been sending me in covers! We’ll slowly get through them all so keep an eye out and I promise they will appear at some stage.
Have a great weekend for those benefiting from it!
To face the evil rabbit turn to page 8
To run away turn to page 57
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Tagged with: Armada books • ax-wielding • bladed weapons • Brian Salmon • castle • cloaks • daemons • David Jackson • evil • forest • Gary Chalk • Honourable Mentions • Jamie Thonson • Jason Hook • Joe Dever • Jones • Lone Wolf Books • Lone Wolf series • maces • Mark Smith • planets • robots • shields • shuriken of approval • space ships • Sphere Books • sword
Apr 06
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I love the realism, so we’ll definitely have to get that on there. In fact I think we should tone it down a little. We’ll keep it simple so it’s not too bad (and almost like it’s creeping up on its prey) then WHAM! We’ll hit them with a gold black red title banner!

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Tagged with: Baen Books • explosion • font problems • Gary Ruddell • Lois McMaster Bujold • shoulder pads • shuriken of approval • space • space ships • Vorkosigan series
Mar 19
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Look, I am busy – what the hell do you want? Cover ideas? My god, man. You’re new here, right? Here’s the sheet, it has everything we need. Huge terrible multicoloured fonts, obligatory best selling author line and something like a women in a space suit looking generally awful. Don’t worry kid, you’ll pick it up soon enough. Then you’ll be one with us. Don’t run… don’t run…

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Tagged with: Baen Books • Bob Eggleton • bubble helmet • damsel • David Weber • font problems • planets • shuriken of approval • space • space ships
Feb 15
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Look, with this we’re in a win-win situation. How could we go wrong with a space ship going through some sort of light speed travel and the captain pointing at a huge shiny hologram of a person? Just as long as we keep the fonts subtle we’ll be fine.

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Tagged with: Baen Books • David Mattingly • David Weber • floating head • font problems • Honorverse series • once you see it • pointing • shiny oh so shiny • shuriken of approval • space • space ships
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