Good Show Sir

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So I climbed over the mountain peak and made my way through the snow storm. I was close to death and feared I may never see another living soul again. Then I stumbled on the temple, and the great master. There he leaned forward from his mediation. Placing a single flower petal in my hand he whispered, ‘shoulder pads’. It changed my life.

(Average: 7.79 out of 10)

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As a women I know that there are two main things we love about men. Long hair with hunky muscles being one of them, *drool*, and the ability to fire a light weight fast action submachine gun at any given point. What’s that you say – this book’s in the Fantasy genre? Oh yeah, forgot that element… uhhh ok then, lens flare the gun and put some transparent eyes in the sky. Now that’s what I call Fantasy Romance!

(Average: 7.91 out of 10)

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You know the two things I love: big bosomed women and lizards. Have them woven in an epic battle, lizard versus women as she tries to slice at it with her magical blade. Don’t go all crazy on me though, concentrate on the boobs.

(Average: 5.91 out of 10)

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You remember in the Falklands when the British fleet attacked the Argentinians? Just like that, but imagine the Argentinians were reptiles! And have a large reptilian eye staring at the ass of a busty not-very-clothed women who’s casting chain lightning. I know… I’m physically excited too!

(Average: 7.84 out of 10)

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Flying cone shaped space ships, check. Waist coated 80’s sci-fi guy, check. Glowing floating drug pots, check. Len flares, check check AND check! The magic will be strong with this one.

(Average: 7.33 out of 10)

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Raoul Comments: Hey Tag Wizard! Do you think there are “anatomical issues” with Stumpy, the One-Legged Sidekick?
Published 2007

(Average: 8.31 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: God I hate that cat next door… HEY… I have an idea!
Published 2002

Many thanks to Jon J!

(Average: 8.45 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: Lost again. The lady head wants to stop and ask for directions.
Published 1970

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 8.55 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: Honestly, I find this cover pretty corny.
Published 2003

(Average: 8.38 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: In the future everyone will wear soft, velour sweat-suits and spaceships will be controlled by recycled 1998 iMacs.
Both Published 1989

(Average: 7.74 out of 10)

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