Good Show Sir

Jun 12

Noel Comments: Promise me one thing. No white rabbits this time, ok?
Published 1971

(Average: 7.78 out of 10)

Tagged with: Bruce Pennington • Corgi Books • damsel • dude • Frederik Pohl • frickin laser beams • Haircut 100 • shoulder pads • sunglasses

Jun 11

Cybersex

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No it's by MY SELF not Will Self... I bet he hears that one everyday of his life... sorry. Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: I guess this cover is a fairly realistic depiction of cybersex. I mean, he IS only using one hand…
Published 1996

(Average: 8.52 out of 10)

Tagged with: Candas Jane Dorsey • cleavage • computers • Connie Willis • damsel • David Gerrold • dude • eff Duntemann • Frederik Pohl • Gene Wolfe • George Zebrowski • Greg Egan • Harlan Ellison • Ian Watson • James Tiptree Jr • Jeff Noon • Joe Haldeman • Kathe Koja • Kurt Vonnegut Jr • L. Timmel Duchamp • Lisa Tuttle • Martin Amis • mega limbs • Michael Hemmingson • muscles • Nancy Kress • Pat Murphy • Phil Marritt • Raven Books • Richard Glyn Jones • Robinson Publishing • sexytime • shiny oh so shiny • Will Self • WTF

May 27

Transmigration

21 Comments »

Best shampoo advert ever! Click for full UNSHEEPED image

Cyril Comments: Bad hair day.
Published 1970

(Average: 8.40 out of 10)

Tagged with: Avon Books • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • J.T. McIntosh • rainbow • Ron Walotsky • space sheep • WTF

May 26

Cry Silver Bells

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Keith! Get that damn lion-bat back in the frame! Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: Strategically placed bat lion shields our eyes from his, uh, silver bells.
Published 1977

(Average: 7.12 out of 10)

Tagged with: architectural framing • cleavage • damsel • DAW Books • dude • George Barr • horns • lion • muscles • starkers • strange creature • Thomas Burnett Swann • wings

May 20

Crystal Singer

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These modern takes on Hamlet are awesome! Click for full image

Tat Wood Comments: The font setting on her Kindle was too large.
Published 1982

(Average: 6.29 out of 10)

Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • Anne McCaffrey • crystal • cybernetics • damsel • mega limbs • Michael Whelan • strange artifact

May 18

Dream Stalkers

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Rachel Comments: Sarah Silverman was miffed. Reading the script for their buddy cop comedy, she had been under the impression *he* was supposed to be the straight man.
Published 2014

(Average: 7.29 out of 10)

Tagged with: Amazing15 • Angry Robot Books • ax-wielding • BEHIND YOU! • blood • clown • damsel • dude • gun • The Odd Couple • Tim Waggoner

May 13

The Adventures of Terra Tarkington

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Looks like things in this ward is about to... steam up... yeah yeah... I'm tired. Need coffee! Not my best by any standards but at least I try. Click for full image

Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: I want to take the art director, grab him firmly by the shoulders, shake him like salad dressing and shout into his face, ‘TOO HARD! TOO BLOODY HARD! YOU ARE TRYING TOO BLOODY HARD!’ But that’s not allowed, is it?
Published 1985

(Average: 7.14 out of 10)

Tagged with: anthropomorphism • Bantam Books • damsel • evil doctor • fancy hat • Luis Royo • Sharon Webb • strange creature

May 06

Dragons Prefer Blondes

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Ah, I see you went for something practical to hunt dragons in. Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: Dragons probably prefer blondes because their four-inch Pradas make them easier to catch.
Published 2009

(Average: 7.46 out of 10)

Tagged with: Berkley Books • Candace Havens • cleavage • crossbow • damsel • inadequate armor • mega limbs • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute

May 01

Honourable Mentions 15

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It’s the awesome month of May! Which can only mean even more honourable mentions!

Found these beauties in a charity shop the other day. Would you read them on a bus? Or try to complete a shiny unicorn puzzle on a bus? I know I would… just for the attention!

Have a great long weekend if you get it! Otherwise, just have a great weekend!

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