Aug 23
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Arthur Dent Comments: Covers don’t come any uglier than this one.
Published 1967
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Tagged with: eye-yi-yi • frickin laser beams • horns • Roger Elwood • Sam Moskowitz • Tower books • Unknown Artist Institute
Jun 24
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Chaz comments: The Eye of Sauron sees your copyright infringement.
Published 2005
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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • electricity • Eric Flint • font problems • fonTing! • James H. Schmitz • Kurt Miller • strange artifact
May 20
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Ryan Comments: Even with dogged persistence, I could not get this cover to photograph well, as it was so very shiny.
Check out the wraparound cover.
Published 2001
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Tagged with: big gun • damsel • Dave Dorman • dogs • fish • font problems • Golden Gryphon Press • Kevin J. Anderson • porthole • shiny oh so shiny • tattoo you
May 04
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Good Show Sir Comments: Anatomical issues: when one of your thighs is wider than your girlfriend’s arse.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in.
Published 1993
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Tagged with: anatomical issues • ax-wielding • bladed weapons • booties • Conan series • crotch armor • damsel • John Maddox Roberts • Julie Bell • muscles • ridiculous haircut • Sir Mix-A-Lot • teat shields • Tor Books • weird pecs
Apr 07
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Rick Deckhard Comments: Do I recall correctly that Poe was married to his 13-year old cousin? What made me remember that?
Published 1991
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Tagged with: Baen Books • beach • bird thing • boats • Dean Morrissey • Edgar Allan Poe • evil children • fire • Fred Saberhagen • Roger Zelazny • SFBC • tasteful smoke
Mar 24
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Good Show Sir Comments:
There once was a girl named Vanessa
Who lived in the Land of Esa
Out on the battlefields
It was only teat shields
Preventing a Bareboobed Contessa
Published 1952
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Tagged with: Curtis Books • damsel • devil's dumplings • font problems • gloves • male skirts • Neil Curtis • Ray Theobald • teat shields • water pistol
Feb 22
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JuanPaul Comments: The White Witch ditches Narnia for Death. Sure the steeds aren’t up to snuff and the Turkish delight follows her around everywhere, but at least that immortal lion won’t bother her.
Published 1972
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Tagged with: Ace Books • BEHIND YOU! • big hair • blob of awesomeness • chariot • damsel • eye-yi-yi • font problems • Kelly Freas • Kenneth Bulmer • strange creature • teat shields
Sep 30
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Good Show Sir Comments: Is it a comic book or a graphic novel? Who knows. Is it a terrible cover? You betcha!
Published 1976
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Tagged with: big hair • Byron Preiss • damsel • devil's dumplings • dudes • font problems • non-papillial person • Pyramid Books • space ship • stars • Stephen Fabian
Aug 13
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Raoul Comments It’s bad enough to lose your life. But then to lose your love and kingdom also? What a bummer.
Published 1996
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Tagged with: Avonova Books • bladed weapons • damsel • Daniel Horne • Faux-nan • font problems • Satan • Sharon Green • wings
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