Nov 24
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Simon Comments: Not only does the illustration not match the fairy-tale quality of the title (not to mention the story), it does not look like the kind of thing you’d find at a library booksale, where I saw it, and where I was urged by my sister to buy it on the grounds that you can never have too many copies of this book, especially one as bizarre as this.
Publication 1974
I give this two Ronnies!
Many thanks to Simon.
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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • bird hairdo • cleavage • damsel • font problems • starkers • strange creature • Ted Coconis • William Goldman • WTF
Nov 23
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Libraryman comments: I love how it seems as if the characters are just randomly placed around this dead body. Kind of like a cluedo clue. “It was Sinbad with the scimitar in the dungeon!”
Published 1995
This cover… is perfect!
Libraryman, good show sir!
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Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • bladed weapons • booties • bracers • cloaks • damsel • dude • glow • Good Show Sir • Harry Turtledove • jazz hands • magic • magical orbs • puffy shirt • Stephen Youll • Unknown Artist Institute • waistcoat • Wizaaaaaaaard!
Nov 19
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John Comments: The artwork reminds me of a late 1950s B Movie.
Published 1988
Real men wear loincloths.
Many thanks to John!
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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • Dell Books • Dell/Laurel Books • dude • egg • Kurt Vonnegut • loincloth • magical orbs • muscles • Teason Art • wings
Nov 16
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NGpm Comments: Okay, so there’s this face vase thing on the left, but it’s a mushroom (just like what the art director just ate) … and a decaying woman that is scaring the mess out of a cat that lives in Salvador Daliwood.
Published 1980
Includes – The Puppet Masters, Double Star & The Door into Summer
Many thanks to NGpm!
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Tagged with: aliens • damsel • dude • Gary Viskupic • Nelson Doubleday SFBC • Robert A. Heinlein • strange creature • WTF
Nov 12
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Art Direction: You know when facial hair becomes so intense it actually takes over your head? Well exactly like that, also with an evil blue guy and a king. Oh and a princess! And a guy with a sword! Ah, just put everything on there within a glorious yellow boarder!
Published 2001
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Tagged with: Archives of Anthropos series • beard-wielding • bladed weapons • Dale Larsen • damsel • dude • Eagle Books • evil • font problems • John White • Sandy Larsen • vampires • Vic Mitchell
Nov 09
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Nix Comments: You may recognise some aspects of this cover. The huge glowy face on the left? That, I think, is Tung: I suspect Miles is the other glowy face. In the book, Tung’s never described as having any kind of moustache, and it would fit poorly inside a combat helmet, but hey, Eurasians all look like Ming the Merciless, right? Right?
Published 1997
You might remember me from such covers as The Vor Game.
Many thanks to Nix!
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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • dude • font problems • Gary Ruddell • Lois McMaster Bujold • shoulder pads • shuriken of approval • space • space ships
Nov 01
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Jeweleya Comments: This cover is so off-putting to me that I can’t bring myself to read the book. A few highlights –
- The sword dissolving into blue dust
- The barbarian’s barely-decent rags (it’s refreshing that the woman is wearing more than the man, for once)
- The utterly generic, swirly, rainbow-threw-up-on-it background
- And my personal favorite: the horse that looks like it’s just been flung backwards from a giant slingshot
…Indeed, a cover for the ages.
Published 1978
Many thanks to Jeweleya!
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • booties • bracers • C.J. Cherryh • capes • damsel • DAW Books • dude • horses • horses with hairstyles • hunkbutt • loincloth • magic • Michael Whelan • muscles • once you see it • rope • surprised horse • sword • wall
Oct 19
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Elijah Comments: What’s amazing isn’t just how ugly it is (and it is very ugly), or even the fact that it’s a book by a great author (because this happens to great authors, and Bradley definitely did go downhill eventually). No, what makes this ridiculous is that it’s by a great author AND it’s a Tor book. I mean, Tor has ugly covers sometimes, but this looks self-published…
Published 1997
Many thanks to Elijah!
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Tagged with: damsel • dude • magic • Marion Zimmer Bradley • Mark Hess • romancing • Tor Books • witch
Oct 15
I have been enjoying the delights of Helsinki this week and I have had a wonderful time. Well, except for the price of beer! 7 Euros for a pint! It makes me want to cry!
In honour I decided to search through a couple of the book shops here for the Finnish versions of some popular Sci-Fi and Fantasy. Some of them are just a little odd and a couple do make me laugh.
I hope you all enjoy these wonderful covers!
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Tagged with: archery weapons • Arthur C. Clarke • baldness • beard-wielding • bladed weapons • cloaks • Damm Forlag Books • damsel • David Eddings • David Gemmell • dude • eyepatch • floating face • font problems • horses • Jalava Books • Karisto Books • magic • male skirts • meteor • monks • once you see it • planets • pole weapons • Robert Jordan • shortbow • Stephen R. Lawhead • strange creature • sword • Wizaaaaaaaard! • wolf
Oct 14
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Hayley Comments: This is what the back-cover says, “Warning: Graphic sex between a human woman and an alien male who is anatomically different from human men!”
Published 2008
Many thanks to Hayley!
Submitted through our wonderful Facebook group!
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Tagged with: aliens • author in the comments • BEHIND YOU! • busy hands • cleavage • damsel • dude • Lanette Curington • muscles • Samhain Publishing • space • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
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