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Good Show Sir Comments: My wish was for a Playboy Fantasy and the genie handed me this.

Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.89 out of 10)
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11 Responses to “The Destiny Stone”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    “I suppose you’re wondering why I called you all here today – er, quadruple booking.”

  2. fred Says:

    For the want of a buckle the boot was lost. They are screwed.

  3. jrdelirio Says:

    It would seem to me that riding into the fray on a giant War-Saint-Bernard creates puzzlement rather than awe among the other combatants. Foreground Lady certainly looks like she’s wondering what’s up.

  4. Tat Wood Says:

    Four warriors who picked the same ringtone simultaneously wonder where they put their phones when one rings.

  5. Anna T. Says:

    I was under the impression that when painting a battle scene, everyone has to look like they’re at least somewhat invested in the battle. Apart from fire lady, these people look like they’re confused actors who haven’t been given a script. Fire lady, meanwhile, looks like she’s pleased at the success of her nefarious scheme. Maybe she gave the others amnesia.

  6. JaunPaul Says:

    I can’t tell if it’s a battle or a rave.

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    @JP – It’s a cosplay meetup.

  8. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Wow, that is… busy. It’s like a magical transporter accident threw several books’ action together. Gotta be Fire Lady’s doing; agreed she’s the only one who seems to know what’s going on.

    What’s with Fido’s feet? They look a) not doggy b) impractical for a mount.

    Kinky Boots doesn’t know WTF is going on, but she knows it ain’t good. I can’t blame her for looking confused. We all are, dear.

    @B’mancer (7): An unscheduled one. Everyone thought they had the posing space reserved for themselves in this timeslot, but Fire Lady is a terrible scheduler.

    Mr. xN says it even looks like several different drawing styles. Does Fernando Fernandez have multiple personalities? If so, we can blame them on his parents for naming him that — how much teasing must he have gotten in his youth?

  9. GSS ex-noob Says:

    And in today’s self-published YA covers, I give you: FONT ABUSE.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B019PI585Y

  10. Bibliomancer Says:

    @GSSXN – Gaaak!! We call that font Verti-go-go.

  11. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Ok, you got me….I couldn’t find Waldo.

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