Oct 28
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A scary witch-shard in the middle. Who am I to deny the cover of something the title mentions? Oh, and some dude firing a bow. OH, and some scary bear creeping up in the background. OHHHH – and some hot women with a dagger giving the uncomfortable twisted-body ass-pose. But most importantly: Shiny, keep it shiny.

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Tagged with: archery weapons • Baen Books • bear • beard-wielding • BEHIND YOU! • bladed weapons • daggers • damsel • Dave Freer • double trouble • dude • Gary Ruddell • Lion's Shadow series • longbow • shiny oh so shiny • witch
Sep 01
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Wendy Comments: He’s angry cause she won’t breastfeed him.
Published 1989

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Tagged with: cat people • damsel • embossing • evil children • people with tails • Richard Newton • William W. Johnstone • Zebra Books
Nov 19
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Wendy Comments: “Go forth and find my trousers!”
Published 1979

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Tagged with: damsel • DAW Books • Jo Clayton • monsters • Richard Hescox • robot • Sir Mix-A-Lot • the no pants dance • tree
Nov 19
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JuanPaul Comments: Eros at rock bottom. Now that’s worth a read.
Published 1986

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • bean bag chair • cleavage • damsel • font problems • Kevin Eugene Johnson • Mike Resnick • Signet Books • space
Jul 19
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Good Show Sir Comments: Bold move not blaming this one on the Unknown Artist Institute.
Published 1962

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Tagged with: Albert Nuetzell • damsel • dude • font problems • Michael Knerr • rocket in my pocket • sexytime • spiffy uniform • tasteful smoke • Uptown Books • WTF
Jan 18

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Good Show Sir Comments: Always check the credentials of your Botox doctor.
Published 1971

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Tagged with: baldy bad man • big hair • damsel • Edgar Rice Burroughs • evil doctor • New English Library • starkers • syringe • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Dec 04
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Good Show Sir Comments: I’m a live cat and a dead Schrödinger. I’m a paradox!
Published 1979

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Tagged with: animals with faces • bells • cat people • Janet Belden Beyda • Pocket Books • Robert Anton Wilson • SCIENCE! • WTF
Oct 31
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday Halloween Special: Satan’s Child!
Good Show Sir Art Direction: “That Jeff Jones cover art is offensive. Get someone from the Unknown Artist Institute to paint it over.”
Published 1968, 1973

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • damsel • dude • Five Star Paperback • flowers • jazz hands • Jeff Jones • long hair • Magnum Books • Peter Saxon • Sir Mix-A-Lot • starkers • strange creature • two-fer • Wilfred McNeilly
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