Good Show Sir

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Rick Deckard Comments: Yeah, Frazetta can’t paint feet either.

Published 1970

(Average: 7.25 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: Tor delivers unto us the ultimate GSS-spec cover: No visible feet, useless feminine armor, Baen-Orange hues, multiple celestial bodies way too close to each other, busty cover babe, and enormous phallic swords.

Published 1990

(Average: 7.83 out of 10)

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Alice Comments: “There. Feel the thin-edge of my annihilation!”

Published 1999

(Average: 8.58 out of 10)

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Sideshow Bob Comments: Evil children. Amirite?

Published 1976

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Somehow, Capitaine Futur got his head stuck in a blender.

Thanks to Alain for sending this in.

Published 2017

(Average: 7.17 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: So fabulous!

Published 1985

(Average: 8.75 out of 10)

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Pam Comments: David Bowie and the Spiders from Mars bring Brain-Man down to Earth.

Published 1974

(Average: 4.55 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: More realism and literal interpretations on the cover, you say, but avoid feet at any cost? OK then, take a look at this one.

Published 1974

(Average: 8.63 out of 10)

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Zoom in to further enjoy Fire Dancer, Dancer’s Luck, and Dancer’s Illusion!

Good Show Sir Comments: One of our little birds sent us a link to the Smart Bitches Trashy Books blog from a few years past, wallowing in the glory of terrible Ann Maxwell book covers. We’ve skewered a few in the past such as this one, and this one. This Signet series of “Dancer Series” covers has us doffing out hat and saying Good Show Sir! Good show, indeed.

Sadly, all three covers are by a graduate of the Unknown Artist Institute, as per isfdb.org.

Published 1982, 1983

(Average: 8.33 out of 10)

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Baba O’Reilly Comments: “Have they not finished spray-painting my dildo palace yet?”

Published 1950

(Average: 8.33 out of 10)

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