Dec 17
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The Bookkeeper Comments: Orlando Bloom stars as Legolas Lestat in a new vampire/elf mash-up.
Published 1998

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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • David Mattingly • dude • font problems • leather • moon • Nigel Bennett • P.N. Elrod • Starline Books • sword • vampire
Nov 06
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday Gnome Press Conan Special
Good Show Sir Comments: Before Frank Frazetta got a hold of him, 1950s Conan was a more happy-go-lucky, fun guy.
1. “Ha ha” [Nelson from The Simpsons voice]
2. “I’m the original Dick Blade!”
Published 1955, 1957
Thanks to Larry for the covers!

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Tagged with: Björn Nyberg • bladed weapons • Conan series • dude • font problems • Gnome Press • inadequate armor • L. Sprague De Camp • little people • loincloth • muscles • pointing • Robert E. Howard • skulls a-poppin'
Oct 08
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Wendy Comments: Studied to be a cosmologist. Ended up a cosmetologist.
Published 1953

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Tagged with: big hair • damsel • font problems • Friede • Harlequin Book • SCIENCE! • Stanley G. Weinbaum • starkers • Ting!
Sep 26
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Bellatrix Art Direction: “I told you over the phone the title was “The Big Guy”. Never mind. It’s easier to change the title than redo the cover.”
Published 1950

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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • bow-tie • city • damsel • dude • Earle Bergey • eye-yi-yi • fedora hat • Max Ehrlich • nip slip • once you see it • Popular Library • suits you
Sep 19
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Good Show Sir Comments: Our winning (only) entry for Talk Like a Pirate Day! Thanks to Mitch for sending it in.
Published 1953

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Tagged with: alien landscape • baldy bad man • bug-eyed • cleavage • damsel • dude • Jack Vance • pirates • ray gun • shoulder pads • Toby Press • Unknown Artist Institute
Sep 12
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Tom Noir Comments: In conclusion, dragons should not wear clothes! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Published 1980

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Tagged with: alien landscape • Bantam Books • Bob Larkin • David A. Kyle • dragon • dude • eyes on stalks • font problems • Lensman Series • planets • tasteful smoke • wings
Aug 22
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Malcolm Comments: Hey! Who filled the sex dolls with helium?!
Published 1960

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • floating person • hunkbutt • little people • Robert Sheckley • Sir Mix-A-Lot • starkers • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
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