Good Show Sir

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Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: My name is Bibliomancer. I’m from 2015 in the future. I want a cover with a future-retro Amy Winehouse using a space music ghetto blaster to kill some dudes … and a satyr! Don’t make the art very good. I need it to win a ten-star rating on a website of terrible sci-fi cover art. Why are you looking at me like that?

Published 1961

You might remember this from here

and also here

(Average: 8.23 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer’s Comments: He’s not mad about the dog collar and leash. He’s coming after the master who got him groomed and neutered at PetSmart.

Published 1966

Tat Wood reminds us that this was republished as The Puppies of Terra

(Average: 8.50 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000

(Average: 6.97 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Lets not beat around the bush… though best not to show any of that… lets keep the randy teenagers guessing by covering her with… sperm shaped space ships! I think this is the cover this climax deserves.
Published 1982

Many thanks to Sara!

(Average: 4.38 out of 10)

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Noel Comments: Promise me one thing. No white rabbits this time, ok?
Published 1971

(Average: 7.78 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: “AAHHHHH! The sword is in my heel… stay cool… stay collected… look like you meant it!”
Published 1981

Many thanks to Jun!

(Average: 8.44 out of 10)

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Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments: Starring…the Gangam Style guy?
Published 1991

(Average: 8.29 out of 10)

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Cyril Comments: Is Ren Magritte in the house?
Published 1972

(Average: 7.24 out of 10)

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Daniel Comments: Saw this stunning cover work at the book swap table in work.
Published 2000

(Average: 7.91 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: No seriously man, I just want to take a little bit off the top!
Published 1990

(Average: 6.97 out of 10)

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