Good Show Sir

Feb 10

Perry Armstrong Comments: “You know that dream where you’ve forgotten some of your clothes …and you’re a robot …and ripped? Yeah, that one.”

Published 1983

(Average: 8.12 out of 10)

Tagged with: Alun Hood • Don't be silly - it's for children! • evil children • muscles • Nicholas Fisk • portal to another world • Puffin Books • robot • sixpack abs • smarty pants

Jun 17

Zoo 2000

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Take this son, it will explain the facts of life to you in strange metaphors that only seek to confuse you. Click for full image

Art Direction: I know what attracts teenagers, strange insect women showing their money makers and other parts. But draw it as if you had just taken LSD… you already have? Excellent!
Published 1979 (maybe)

(Average: 8.11 out of 10)

Tagged with: antennae • cleavage • devil's dumplings • Jane Yolen • Macmillan Books • planets • space • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF • yellow number two • yellow number zero

Sep 01

Silverlight

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This is in no way... PHALLIC! Click for full image

Jitterbug Comments: Looks like the main hero forgot to bring his metamucil along with him on his quest to save the world and looking at vampire girls reaction, it’s a stinker!
Published 1996

(Average: 8.11 out of 10)

Tagged with: anthropomorphism • Baen Books • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • dude • magic • Michael Scott • Morgan Llywelyn • muscles • werewolf

May 22

Voyager in Night

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Ok...Now while the left legs can-can the others should start shuffling! Click for full image

1st Paradox Comments: When I saw this cover today, I knew that it was the reason Nyarlathotep had put a camera in my pocket. I especially like the starry gulf opening up in the floor of the passageway/gullet/whatever-it-is.
Published 1984

(Average: 8.11 out of 10)

Tagged with: aliens • Barclay Shaw • C.J. Cherryh • DAW Books • dude • monsters • space • WTF

Mar 19

Wheels Within Wheels

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It's a wheelie good book! Click for larger head

Juan Paul Comments: Run! Crazy Uncle Leo found out we raided his porn stash!

Published 1978

(Average: 8.11 out of 10)

Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • booties • clouds • damsel • Dell Books • dude • Ellis • F. Paul Wilson • floating head • jazz hands • old-timer • puffy shirt • white

Jul 31

Tales of the Flying Mountains

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No time to photoshop space sheep, so those are now man boobs Click for larger image

Wendy’s Art Direction: It’s supposed to be about some Asteroid Belt colony. Tear out the first five pages of your sketchbook and paste them on this cover mock-up.

Published 1970

(Average: 8.11 out of 10)

Tagged with: Anthony Sini • boxes • devil's dumplings • font problems • little people • Macmillan Books • Poul Anderson • WTF

Aug 03

Hogar: Lord of the Asyr

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Hogar! Lord of the Ass Click for larger image

JuanPaul Comments:
Who be the man with bright orange tan? HOGAR!
Who do we beg to show us less leg? HOGAR!
Who bought a big blade to impress all the maids? HOGAR!
Say it! HOGAR!
Say it! HOGAR!
HOGAR! HOGAR! HOGAR!

Published 1987

(Average: 8.11 out of 10)

Tagged with: balls • big hair • capes • damsel • dude • fire • font problems • helmet • horns • John Rufus Sharpe III • lightning • male skirts • Signet Books • sword • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute