Good Show Sir

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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: You know how Rambo poses? And Arnie in all his films? I want that and I want my hunk to have arms the size of tree trunks! One can never have his space hunk too muscular.
Published 1985

(Average: 7.57 out of 10)

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Jesse Comments: ♪♫♬ All my anorexics live in Texas ♪♫♬

Published 1971

(Average: 7.57 out of 10)

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Perry Comments: Not to be confused with Jean Rollin’s infamous librarian vampire movies.
Published 1997

(Average: 7.57 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: Keir Dullea in outtakes from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Published 1967

(Average: 7.57 out of 10)

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GSS ex-noob Comments: #1. Setting the Standard

Published 1975

(Average: 7.57 out of 10)

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Stevie T Art Direction: Let’s make the astronaut so dark you can barely see him! And then let’s put the title in an awkward place where it’s hard to read, and make it purple on top of black! Yeah! That’ll convey “space!” To everyone!

Published 1988

(Average: 7.57 out of 10)

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Charles Comments: Dancin’ the funky chicken.

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Published 1971

(Average: 7.57 out of 10)

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Mangraa’s Art Direction: OK, the main character’s a hot chick, so slap a Barbie head on a soldier’s body, that’ll work. Make this cover look like the end of a Michael Bay sci-fi clusterf***! I want not one, but TWO ships blasting away at her, the entire city burning, maybe throw in a lava spout just to be safe. I want NO EMPTY COVER SPACE!
Published 2004

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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DPN Comments: This one of sort of popped out at me!
Uncertain publication date (circa 1996?)

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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The shine! We are all about the shine. But we’re lacking somewhere, there is just something we need to push the readers right over the edge and into the pit of greatness. Got it! Half-naked faeries and royal elves. Making one of them look like an Elizabethan queen will drive all the boys crayze-Z!

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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