Good Show Sir

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The shine! We are all about the shine. But we’re lacking somewhere, there is just something we need to push the readers right over the edge and into the pit of greatness. Got it! Half-naked faeries and royal elves. Making one of them look like an Elizabethan queen will drive all the boys crayze-Z!

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Remember how sweet Blade was? With all his black clothes, long trench coat, his cool body armour, his array of silver stakes and the mean emotionless yet cheerly philosophical face? Better make him caucasian just to be on the safe side.

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: THIS is SHIT spelled by a dyslexic.

Published 1970

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Max Bathroom Comments: After the one ring, Gollum found all other bling he encountered a bit of a let down…

Published 1985

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Tag Wizard Comments: Somebody ask John Melo and Hank Davis if it’s OK to make fun of this cover.

And, oh yeah, you might remember this from here.

Published 1949

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Max Bathroom comments: “I think the best way to sell a vampire story is to make it look like a novelisation of a videogame…”

Published 2006

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Mosquito Wenzi Comments: Why wouldn’t you wear a gown and high-heels to a sword fight when all the Ting will surely blind your enemies anyway?

Published 2008

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: “How about a peep show for kinky dolphins?”
Published 1981

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Caitlin F Comments: I like my men buff and cuffed (it’s the first of a trilogy, so I’d love to see where it goes from here!)
Published 1986

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Charles Comments: So close. If they had only named it “Goosebumps” they would have had a hit series on their hands!

Published 1974

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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