JuanPaul Comments: Party in the front, business in the back! It’s a reverse mullet!
Published 1982
JuanPaul Comments: Party in the front, business in the back! It’s a reverse mullet!
Published 1982
Tor Mented Comments: First off, stop swinging the sword. The artist didn’t bother to put in a target for you to hit. Second, bad fake Frazetta is worse than no Frazetta at all.
Published 1968
Tom Noir Comments: More like the Hair Salons of Isher – and bitch, you look fabulous!!!
Published 1977
Tat Wood Comments: Kraftwerk took time out from recording Trans Europe Express to shoot some hoops.
Published 1967
Bibliomancer Comments: It’s like a zombie buffet.
Published 1962
Mrs. McGillicuddy’s Art Direction: We need a cover fast. Paint something science-fictiony in the background of your self-portrait.
Published 1981
JuanPaul Comments: Is there no end to Dwayne Johnson’s ambition?
Published 1968
Wendy Comments: OK, we’ll let you women do the writing, editing, introduction and notes on just this one book. But we’ll only trust a guy to do the cover art.
Published 1976
You might remember this from here.
Tom Noir Comments: Free two-day shipping with Amazon Prime?!? I’m going to order a dozen of these things!
Published 1980
Bibliomancer went to Greece and GSS didn’t even get a lousy tau-shirt. But we did get a bunch of terrible Greek book covers. I’ll turn this post (and week) over to him:
I come from Greece bearing gifts! So don’t look a Trojan Horse in the mouth. Athens has a big chain store called “Public” which is a combination of Barnes & Noble and Best Buy with a whole large floor of new books in Greek and English. Athens also have a few “charming” used book stores in some of the older neighborhoods. Here’s the inside view of one of them:
So here are some terrible covers, Greek-style. Sorry, but we will have to skip the authors, cover artists and publication dates. Be kind to Tag Wizard:
Bibliomancer Comments:
1. Rising sea levels were not kind to Venice.
2. Who knew Ghandi collected Barbies?
3. Black Hawk up, Black Hawk down!
4. Ce n’est pas un primate.
5. Dracula in the language Prince Vlad would have understood.
Published whenever
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