May 06
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An alien planet, with vegetation and all that, and another huge other planet in the background. And throw in a huge space ship taking off with a person throwing her fist in the air, making the reader ponder, “is she covering her eyes or simply shouting complaints?”
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Tagged with: +1 Protection from Spelling • Alexis Glynn Latner • aliens • Brian Dow • cloaks • damsel • once you see it • Pyr Books • space ships
May 05
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Remember Arthurian legend where the magical pixies danced around Excalibur while some young redheaded wench reached out to grab the sword from a ghostly but awesome beard-wielding king? No? Well, that’s what I want, and you’re not getting out of those damn chains till you draw it!!!
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Tagged with: Arthurian legend • beard-wielding • bladed weapons • damsel • DAW Books • embossing • fairies • Gordon Crabb • Irene Radford • Merlin's Descendants series • once you see it • sword
Apr 08
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Typical blonde helpless maiden, possibly a wench from the local drinkery. Then a typical bartender looking guy with perm, a wooden magic wand, a glowing wrist band and a red misty entity coming from the side. Come on… do I have to think of everything?!?!
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Tagged with: Ace Books • damsel • Deborah Chester • embossing • Haircut 100 • magic • Michael Herring • shiny • Sword the Ring and the Chalice series • wand
Apr 02
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I’m not looking for more than a typical cover. Boy, wearing an anorak and holding some sort of gold phallus meets girl, naked and curled up in a glowing ball of energy.
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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • magic • magical orbs • Spider Robinson • starkers • Stephen Hickman • strange artifact
Mar 26
Horses. Three horses to be exact! Well, lets put a generic ranger on one of them, but I was thinking of something different for the others…. Oh! A female sorcerer and a huge black samurai! Man, this is going to be a bestseller!
Thanks to CSA!
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • damsel • horses • knights • once you see it • pole weapons • Robert Jordan • samurai • shoulder pads • shuriken of approval • staff • surprised horse • sword • Unknown Artist Institute • unknown publisher
Mar 19
Art direction: I have two words for you: Magic Fireball! Have some leather clad guy holding an old school hunting rife casting it. Just make sure that the fireball is purple! Magic is purple…. right?
Thanks to CSA!
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Tagged with: Corean Chronicles series • damsel • Daniel Horne • dude • gun • L.E. Modesitt Jr. • leather • magic • magical orbs • rifle • Tor Books
Mar 16
Art direction: *hick* man I am SOooo drunk. I love you man… LOVE YOU! Wha? Oh yea… some sorta orbital dome with a guy and a gun… wait… better throw in a glowing women… in tight latex, big rack… hahaha! How more stereotypical can I get? Throw in a glowing sword too!
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • bladed weapons • buxom • damsel • dude • glow • gun • handguns • latex • Linnea Sinclair • sword • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute
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