Good Show Sir

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000

(Average: 6.97 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: My card must be the Queen of D-Cups.
Published 1987

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(Average: 7.42 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: And the Hugo Award for Sweatiest Book Cover goes to…
Published 1995

(Average: 8.03 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: This is taken from an actual photograph of the cover model fleeing Baen Headquarters.
Published 2005

(Average: 7.03 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: Don’t bring a squirt gun to a sword fight.
Published 1981

(Average: 4.25 out of 10)

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B. Chiclitz Comments: “The hills are alive, With a lightning-laced wormhole, And a phallic bridge to nowhere, And a band from—wha?”
Published 1999

(Average: 6.50 out of 10)

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Dead Stuff with Big Teeth’s Art Direction: On our cover, we won’t show ANYTHING. But legs. Lots of legs. We got a volume discount on legs.
Published 1981

(Average: 7.42 out of 10)

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The Bibliomancer Comments:  “I feel pretty … Oh so pretty … I feel pretty and witty and gay … And I pity … Any Infernal-Demon-From-The-Pit-Of-Hell who isn’t me today!”
Published 1992

(Average: 8.08 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: They’ve gone to extraordinary lengths here to make sure nothing on this cover makes any sense. I wonder if it as drawn with the same yellow highlighter that the author used to get high while he was writing the book?
Published 1976

(Average: 8.18 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Lets not beat around the bush… though best not to show any of that… lets keep the randy teenagers guessing by covering her with… sperm shaped space ships! I think this is the cover this climax deserves.
Published 1982

Many thanks to Sara!

(Average: 4.83 out of 10)

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