Tom Noir Comments: Authors: do your covers often suffer from font problems? Garish costumes? Badly drawn cat people? Half-witted expressions? You may be experiencing BAEN-ITIS.
Published 2003
Tom Noir Comments: Authors: do your covers often suffer from font problems? Garish costumes? Badly drawn cat people? Half-witted expressions? You may be experiencing BAEN-ITIS.
Published 2003
Bibliomancer Comments: Sing along with the California Raisins … in space!
Published 1965
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Chuffmunky Comments: It’s the 53rd century and pervert aliens from another dimension have turned humans into debauched goblin troglodytes……. About frickin time man!
Published 2000
Bibliomancer’s Comments: “Get your slimy squid tentacles off my cleaning lady. Domestic servants are hard to find!”
Published 1975
The epic wraparound cover
Tom Noir Comments: Joey liked to imagine the mall girls with Nothing on.
Published 1992
Good Show Sir Comments: Fire that Clown you hired for the kid’s party. He’s got the neighbours up in arms.
Published 1967
Noel Comments: Skook? You mean you don’t know what a skook is?!?
Published 1986
Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000
Perry Comments: My second mouse-related submission!
Published 1996
Tom Noir Comments: And the Hugo Award for Sweatiest Book Cover goes to…
Published 1995
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