Jul 22
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments:
‘It’s called the Loko Meme papers.’
‘The wot?’
‘The Koko Leme papers. I don’t know. I hate these titles. I hate Orko from He-Man. He terrifies my wife, and then she won’t cook anything but broccoli and listen to her jazz LPs on the stereo.’
Published 1974

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Tagged with: aliens • damsel • evil • Harry Bennett • Herman Wouk • jazz hands • monsters • Pocket Books • robes • WTF
Jul 21
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Chris Comments: Thought this might be of interest…
Published 1984
You might remember this from here!

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Tagged with: C M Kornbluth • cleavage • font problems • Frederik Pohl • Penguin Science Fiction • Peter Goodfellow • WTF
Jul 04
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction:
“Great, John, you’re here, come see the cover we’ve whipped up for Soldiers vs. Dinosaur Space Centaurs!”
“Uh, my book is just called ‘Soldiers’.”
“Ermmmmm… have you considered adding some dinosaur space centaurs to it?
Published 2001

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Tagged with: Baen Books • Centaur! • David Mattingly • dinosaur • explosions • font problems • frickin laser beams • Good Show Sir • ill-fitting spacesuit • John Dalmas • space • space ship • war
Jul 03
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Frank Comments: This disco looks kind of empty.
Published 1954

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Tagged with: Avon Books • cleavage • damsel • font problems • Nelson Bond • planets • robots • space • space ships • Unknown Artist Institute
Jul 02
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Alexandria and kinda John Comment: My friend and I love your site. So many fun times.
Published 2013

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Tagged with: amish • damsel • Kerry Nietz • Marcher Lord Press • space • Unknown Artist Institute • vampires
Jul 01
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David G Comments: A nice montage of fun & ridiculous stuff on this cover!
Published 1979

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Tagged with: Ace Books • daemons • dude • goat • horses • Reginald Bretnor • Smirky McSmug • space ships • Vincent Di Fate • WTF
Jun 06
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Joachim Comments: Old man breasts, stump hands, back slug, purple eggs, fanged man baby chillin’ out in one of the purple eggs while a snake bites…
Published 1976

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Tagged with: beard-wielding • egg • evil children • lion people • Panther Books • Philip José Farmer • strange creature • WTF
Jun 05
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DPN Comments: There is someting about this cover that just isn’t working.
Published 2006

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Tagged with: David Forbes • dude • HarperCollins Books • lens flare • magic • Unknown Artist Institute • Wizaaaaaaaard!
Jun 04
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Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments: I was visiting my brother in Chicago. I showed him the site. Then we tried to complete the sentence on the cover of this book. Here are our efforts –
THE HERO…has his face stuck in a trash compactor!
…is wearing green gelatin!
…holds snowmen holding rifles in contempt!
…gets to have a double iris!
…has such kissable lips!
…was almost THE HEROT!
…looks like the dude from Aphex Twin!
…knows Christmas colors are the new teal and orange!
Published 2005

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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • font problems • helmet • John Ringo • Kurt Miller • war
Jun 03
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Andy SSRAT Comments: A cover I spotted in a down under book shop. Just had to buy it!
Published 1981

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Tagged with: beard-wielding • bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Jayge Carr • Orbit Books • space sheep • sword • Unknown Artist Institute
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