May 25
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Joachim’s Comments: Egg, breaks. Out comes — wait for it! Naked CENTAUR, white hair, breasts swinging, incredibly muscled man in undies and funny shoes trampled… The connecting horse/woman segment looks a tad off…
Published 1971

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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • Centaur! • damsel • Douglas R. Mason • dude • horses • John Linder • muscles • strange creature
May 24
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Jami Comments: I’ll just let everyone else make their own captions for Space Fabio. You know, lingerie in space doesn’t seem practical.
Published 1995
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • cloaks • damsel • dude • font problems • muscles • space • Stephen Youll • Susan Krinard
May 23
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MisterBob Comments: Could you guess its from 1989? Dull doesn’t quite cover it.
Published 1989

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Tagged with: damsel • dude • font problems • Ian Williams • Lee Stannard • Purnell Books • WTF
May 22
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1st Paradox Comments: When I saw this cover today, I knew that it was the reason Nyarlathotep had put a camera in my pocket. I especially like the starry gulf opening up in the floor of the passageway/gullet/whatever-it-is.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: aliens • Barclay Shaw • C.J. Cherryh • DAW Books • dude • monsters • space • WTF
May 21
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Look, all I’m saying is I want a women with three boobs on there. It’s every mans dream right? Let’s keep it classy though and make sure she has stars covering her nipples. That way it’s not really smut, it’s… ah forget it, we might as well put our aviator sunglasses on, we’re making nerd porn!
Published 1983

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Tagged with: Bob Larkin • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • jumpsuit • planets • polymastia • space • space ships • teat shields • The Windhover Tapes Series • Warren Norwood
May 18
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Scott B Comments: Only the most evil of wizards would tease his familiar by tying its food to its face, juuuust out of reach.
Published 1977

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Tagged with: Ace Books • Alex Ebel • cleavage • cloaks • crotch armor • damsel • dragon • evil • John Jakes • robes • rope • teat shields • Wizaaaaaaaard!
May 17
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Mangraa’s Art Direction: OK, the main character’s a hot chick, so slap a Barbie head on a soldier’s body, that’ll work. Make this cover look like the end of a Michael Bay sci-fi clusterf***! I want not one, but TWO ships blasting away at her, the entire city burning, maybe throw in a lava spout just to be safe. I want NO EMPTY COVER SPACE!
Published 2004

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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • David Mattingly • explosion • font problems • frickin laser beams • gun • Michael Z. Williamson • once you see it • proportional issues • space ships
May 14
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Nightmare… Blue… well we can put some blue on the cover. But how do we get across… nightmare? I say that like I don’t already know the answer. Two words, cat person… with a light bulb syringe.
Published 1977

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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • cat people • cloaks • Fontana Science Fiction • Gardner Dozois • George Alec Effinger • Justin Todd • once you see it • strange creature • Ting! • WTF
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