Jun 15
It has been a while since we’ve had an Honourable Mention post, so following are some of the recent doozies that didn’t meet our strict, fiercely-enforced rules for cover submissions. Enjoy!
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Leah Comments: I know it’s a tie-in, but this is definitely worthy of an Honorable Mention. That lettering is not actually black, it is bright orange metallic foil. I think it says a great deal that the picture is an accurate depiction of the featured aliens.
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Leah Comments: Another Honorable-Mention-worthy tie-in. Working title: ‘Attack of the Fifty-Foot Fop’.
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Joachim Comments: A French cat woman? There’s so much wrong with this cover.
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Bibliomancer Comments: I don’t think it’s technically science fiction. But Lordy, is this a bad cover.
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Tagged with: BBC Books • Black Sheep (artist) • cat people • devil's dumplings • dinosaur • Doctor Who • dog people • Earth • flowers • Galaxie • gams • George Roux • handguns • Honourable Mentions • Jacqueline Rayner • lion • Paul Magrs • Picador • pyramids • rocket • tasteful smoke • Thomas Pynchon
Jun 14
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: Hey, lady, you’ve got something in your mouth…no, other side.
Published 2016
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Tagged with: Berkley Books • crossbow • damsel • embossing • font problems • Nalini Singh • Tony Mauro • wings
Jun 13
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Good Show Sir Comments: It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday – Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow Edition!
#1 No Shoes, No Shirt … No Problem!
#2 Your boyfriend needs to wash his hands first.
Published 1956 and 1970
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Tagged with: big hair • Bob Lavin • Bob Pepper • busy hands • catsuit • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • font problems • Hunt Collins • loincloth • muscles • Pyramid Books • straw boater hat • topless • two-fer
Jun 12
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Lillie Awesome Comments: “I’m not going to chicken out this time…I’m going to ask the dreamy Earthman to the Robot Spring Formal…just put it out there…the worst he can say is no, and anyway, I’ve got a lot going for me; he could do way worse…Omigosh omigosh omigosh – here he comes! O.k., just be cool…”
Published 1955
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Tagged with: Ace Books • Andre Norton • gun • Harry Barton • robot • space cadets • spiffy uniform
Jun 07
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Good Show Sir Comments: Fun fact. For some reason I am reminded that he Latin word for “sword sheath” is vagina.
Published 1986
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Tagged with: cape • damsel • DAW Books • font problems • glow • Jennifer Roberson • Kathy Wyatt • sword
Jun 06
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Tracy Comments: Figure drawing class? Who needs that?
Published 2002
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Tagged with: Campbell Shepard • dude • font problems • long haired men • Stark House Press • starkers • Storm Constantine
Jun 05
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Leah Comments: Another beaut from my personal collection. Fairly good book, but the protagonists (human woman and psychic alien cat) don’t look like that. First, I’ve never seen a living, healthy adult human being with such a tiny head. Second, they’re both pregnant in this volume of the series. No sign of that here. Also, the text never says anything about the cat having a double chin.
Published 1995
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Tagged with: Braldt Bralds • Cats! • damsel • DAW Books • embossing • font problems • Gayle Greeno • neo-jesus • robes • staff • sword • tombstones
Jun 01
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William Comments: Here is the church … here is the steeple … open the doors … see the Village People!
Published 1989
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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • bighanditis • cowboy hat • Del Rey Books • Earth • embossing • Julian May • key to the kingdom • let us pray • little people • Michael Herring • moon • space • space ship • WTF
May 31
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Good Show Sir Comments: In response to yesterday’s German Sex-Robot Extravaganza, we’ve just received this Italian submission. One can only imagine what the Japanese are publishing in this genre.
Published 1998
Thanks to Armando for sending this in.
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Tagged with: Alessandro Riva • Angelo Filippini • Carlo Lucarelli • chrome • cyborg • damsel • devil's dumplings • Elena Soprano • Enzo Fileno Carabba • ES (publisher) • Hajime Sorayama • Italian • Michele Monina • Nico Maccentelli • Nicoletta Vallorani • Paolo Bianchi • Roberto Di Caro • sexytime • space sheep • Stefano Sardo
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