Jul 30
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Tom Noir Comments: This is a good cover. Just try not to think about the fact that when she stands up she’s not wearing anything past her navel. Or about what’s going on with her breastplate. Or how her stubby arm can support a shield that big. Or about the fact that she appears to have just passed gas/the ghost of her mother-in-law.
Published 2001
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • damsel • dude • floating person • ghosts • inadequate armor • muscles • Stephen Hickman • Thomas Harlan • Tor Books
Jul 29
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Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments: Not Pictured – Sesame Street.
Published 1965
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Tagged with: crossbow • dude • elephants • Jack Gaughan • James White • male skirts • monsters
Jul 28
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Lauren Comments: A giant worm-ape? Helping the humans with their dream of reaching the moon.
Published 1974
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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • monsters • moon • Phil Kirkland • Poul Anderson • WTF
Jul 25
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Look it’s based off a role-playing game so we’re technically a franchise… which means we don’t need to care about appearing on the website Good Show Sir… whatever that might be in the future. I want to see plenty of clenched jaws, and unnatural glows… like they’ve been sitting on a reactor!
Published 1999
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Tagged with: cleavage • daemon • damsel • dude • glow • gun • monsters • Monte Moore • Richard Baker • space • TSR Books • wings • WTF
Jul 23
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Tom Noir Comments: Headline – Planet Sized Monster Brings Sword Just In Case!
Published 1979
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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • bladed weapons • Gary La Sasso • lizard people • lizards • moon • Robert L. Asprin • space ships • St Martin's Press • sword • war
Jul 22
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments:
‘It’s called the Loko Meme papers.’
‘The wot?’
‘The Koko Leme papers. I don’t know. I hate these titles. I hate Orko from He-Man. He terrifies my wife, and then she won’t cook anything but broccoli and listen to her jazz LPs on the stereo.’
Published 1974
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Tagged with: aliens • damsel • evil • Harry Bennett • Herman Wouk • jazz hands • monsters • Pocket Books • robes • WTF
Jul 21
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Chris Comments: Thought this might be of interest…
Published 1984
You might remember this from here!
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Tagged with: C M Kornbluth • cleavage • font problems • Frederik Pohl • Penguin Science Fiction • Peter Goodfellow • WTF
Jul 04
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction:
“Great, John, you’re here, come see the cover we’ve whipped up for Soldiers vs. Dinosaur Space Centaurs!”
“Uh, my book is just called ‘Soldiers’.”
“Ermmmmm… have you considered adding some dinosaur space centaurs to it?
Published 2001
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Tagged with: Baen Books • Centaur! • David Mattingly • dinosaur • explosions • font problems • frickin laser beams • Good Show Sir • ill-fitting spacesuit • John Dalmas • space • space ship • war
Jul 03
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Frank Comments: This disco looks kind of empty.
Published 1954
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Tagged with: Avon Books • cleavage • damsel • font problems • Nelson Bond • planets • robots • space • space ships • Unknown Artist Institute
Jul 02
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Alexandria and kinda John Comment: My friend and I love your site. So many fun times.
Published 2013
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Tagged with: amish • damsel • Kerry Nietz • Marcher Lord Press • space • Unknown Artist Institute • vampires
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