Apr 26
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Christal Comments: Unbeknownst to the author, the night before the cover art was due the artist stayed up all night smoking weed and watching The Mummy and Star Trek IV on an endless loop all night long.
Published 1985

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Tagged with: arms akimbo • bird • bracers • cat people • cleavage • damsel • dude • font problems • muscles • Norma Segrelles • space ships • strange creature • Tor Books • whale
May 20
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Tat Wood Comments: The font setting on her Kindle was too large.
Published 1982

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Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • Anne McCaffrey • crystal • cybernetics • damsel • mega limbs • Michael Whelan • strange artifact
Dec 17
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Really… winning? Green? With a gold photoshop glow? Really? Well best add an exploding space ship in there too. Oh and some babe in a space suit completely ignoring the explosion. Hopefully that will distract from our winning colour.

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Tagged with: casually walking away from an explosion • damsel • Elizabeth Moon • explosion • Fred Gambino • Orbit Books • Serrano Legacy series • shoulder pads • space • space ships
May 03
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Tor Mented Comments: I’m not sure if this horror anthology ought to have a “snake person” tag or just an “anatomical issues” tag.
Or Neither! It’s a cat lady! — Tag Wizard
Published 1997

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Tagged with: cat people • damsel • font problems • Jeff Gelb • Michael Garrett • Pocket Books • sticker shock • The Hot Blood Series • the problem is licked • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Mar 24
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Good Show Sir Comments:
There once was a girl named Vanessa
Who lived in the Land of Esa
Out on the battlefields
It was only teat shields
Preventing a Bareboobed Contessa
Published 1952

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Tagged with: Curtis Books • damsel • devil's dumplings • font problems • gloves • male skirts • Neil Curtis • Ray Theobald • teat shields • water pistol
Nov 02
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Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: “We commissioned a cover for a children’s Christmas book “Santa Help Me”. Are you dyslexic or just a moron?!”
Published 1980

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Tagged with: B.W. Battin • bird people • font problems • horns • Major Books • Satan • scales • talons • Unknown Artist Institute
Jun 11
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JuanPaul Comments: They are slowly realizing that she may have lied a little on her otherworld-hero resume.
Published 1990

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Tagged with: Ace Books • bangs • cape • damsel • dude • fingerbeams • font problems • Larry Elmore • mom jeans • Night-Threads Series • rainbow • Ru Emerson • tree
Dec 05

Good Show Sir Comments: These cosply World War II reenactors are taking liberties.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!
Published 1988

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Tagged with: Avon Books • electricity • flying dude • Greg Morrison • Joe DeVito • long haired men • tommygun • William R. Forstchen • wings
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