Mar 07
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a cover that depicts the author’s existential angst and self-loathing. Just kidding! Draw a naked broad with big gazongas on it and call it a day. Ooh, and maybe have a bird squawking at her.
Published 1993

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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • font problems • giant bird • painting in the painting • ships • starkers • strange creature • Tanith Lee • The Overlook Press • Wayne Barlowe • WTF
Sep 14
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Tom Noir Comments: Joey liked to imagine the mall girls with Nothing on.
Published 1992

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Tagged with: Baen Books • cleavage • damsel • dude • font problems • Gary Ruddell • magic • Rick Cook
May 29
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Good Show Sir Comments: “Dracarys, Mofos”
Published 1987

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Nov 07
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Tor Mented Comments: Angel: “Sorry, but you have to be a high-fantasy character to enter here. Grizzled prospectors don’t count.”
Published 1994

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Feb 28
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Wendy Comments: OK, we’ll let you women do the writing, editing, introduction and notes on just this one book. But we’ll only trust a guy to do the cover art.
Published 1976
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • booties • call 555-orthodontic-emergency • Charles Shields • damsel • font problems • gams • Pamela Sargent • tigers • Vintage Books • Women of Wonder Series
Feb 21
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MisterBob Comments: Look darling, there be tentacles! But what about my little alien baby, maybe cat nanny can stay behind and continue to look bored.
Published 1984
Many thanks to MisterBob!

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Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • anthropomorphism • Ballantine Books • Barclay Shaw • cat people • damsel • dude • Marcia J. Bennett • planets • robes • shiny • strange creature • WTF
Jun 06
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Good Show Sir Comments: “Demented California of the future…”?
Sounds like the California of the present.
Published 1974

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Feb 06
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Dexter Comments: The cover of Image of the Beast blown by artist John Coulthart.
Published 2001
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Tagged with: Creation Books • damsel • devil woman • devil's dumplings • fangs • John Coulthart • Philip José Farmer • skulls a-poppin' • snake • space sheep • starkers • worms with faces • WTF
Oct 23
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Wendy Comments: Her Chatty Cathy pull-string is showing.
Published 1987

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