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Kevin King Comments: Let’s play blurb Mad Libs: Only a [NOUN] from [PLACE] could reach [PLACE] through the [NOUN] of the [ADJECTIVE] [POSSESSIVE NOUN] [NOUN].

Published 1981

(Average: 6.22 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Russian Conan is angry that lightning has melted his ice cream cone.

(Average: 6.22 out of 10)

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So I just read from the list on this sheet? Alright then, terrible fonts, realistic guys doing manly stuff and pulling awkward faces, and a futuristic city. Might I add something of my own? Why don’t we credit only the editors and none of the authors? …You’re promoting me to management?! OHHH yeaaah!

(Average: 6.21 out of 10)

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So with a title like this, one has to be careful. I was thinking of a sweeping landscape and a storm brewing on the horizon. Silhouetted over the coming clouds and setting sun would be some hands in chains and…… Sorry? You just want busty sword welding chicks and a chained male. Ha! Who would approve that?

(Slightly breaks our rules as this is probably comedy – but it is another bank holiday weekend for UK readers! Have fun!)

(Average: 6.21 out of 10)

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Phil’s Art Direction: To be honest with you, I’m not convinced he’s golden enough. Make the whites of his eyes golden as well, would you please? And a few wires attached randomly to the face will convey the science fictional nature of the book.
Published 1983

(Average: 6.21 out of 10)

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Art Direction: Screw this! It’s a light hearted novel about a space dentist. Lets just give them exactly that. I mean, what could go wrong?
Published 1974

(Average: 6.21 out of 10)

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Max Bathroom comments: Another rotten cover you might be able to use, this one involving trick photography…

Published 1975

(Average: 6.21 out of 10)

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Tor Mented Comments: If Dick intends to sit on a throne made of coral, he might want to invest in some trousers. Yee-ouch.

Published 1976

(Average: 6.21 out of 10)

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Wyatt Carter Comments The Real Y2K Problem.

Published 1958

(Average: 6.21 out of 10)

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Published 2019

(Average: 6.21 out of 10)

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