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Riki Comments: I won’t let go til you say “Monkey’s Uncle”.

Published 1967

(Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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It’s time for Mars Sexytime Honourable Mentions. And it’s a score in more ways than one. Scraping the bottom of the Mars barrel, here are three also-rans that, for various reasons, didn’t meet our STRICT AND RIGIDLY ENFORCED GROUND RULES.

Sex Life on the Planet Mars. I can’t find much info on whether this is comedy, sci-fi or maybe even a mystery. But I’m not surprised it’s written by this guy. Somewhere Capt Kirk is getting a boner.

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A Princess of Mars. Further proof of the benefits of novels losing their copyright and entering the public domain. This is an actual by-the-rules science fiction book cover, but it’s print-on-demand and I didn’t feel like spending a tenner of Tag Wizard’s expense account money to buy a copy.

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Mars Ho! It’s a Kindle ebook cover. I think it’s also paperback but, since nobody is in a hurry to send that cover in, this will just have to do.

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Good Show Sir Comments: Thanks to Cyndi-with-an-i, me, and Sir Douglas Quintet for sending these in.

Published 1986, 2008, and 2017

(Average: 6.04 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: NEL – ERB – WTF!

Good Show Sir Comments: Synthetic Men Are from Mars, Synthetic Boobs Are from Venus

Published 1972

Thanks to Lulu for sending one in!

(Average: 2.56 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Always check the credentials of your Botox doctor.

Published 1971

(Average: 8.03 out of 10)

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Alice Comments: This worthless flashlight only illuminates ME!

Published 1966

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 5.10 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Baby got Back … to the Stone Age!

Published 2003

Thanks to Jorge for sending this in!

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 6.25 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – French Tarzan Edition

Good Show Sir Comments:

#1. No need for Space Sheep. It’s French!

#2. Batsman of the Jungle

Published 1986, 1987

Thanks to Alain for sending these in!

(Average: 7.71 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: This must be that Edgar Rice Burroughs novel where the Terminator travels all the way to Barsoom to track down the sexy, half-naked Sarah Connor!

Published 1972

(Average: 4.48 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: You got to wonder how baldy’s tunic is fastened in the back. Is it like one of those hospital gowns?

Published 1992

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 7.53 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: Hey lady, next time at the gym, spend less time on the StairMaster and more time on the upper body machines!
Published 1974

(Average: 6.27 out of 10)

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