Good Show Sir

Feb 07

JuanPaul Comments: Eeek. A mouse.

Published 1978

(Average: 7.36 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ballantine Books • beard-wielding • BEHIND YOU! • dude • evil children • font problems • glow • jazz hands • marionettes • Terrel Miedaner • Unknown Artist Institute

Jan 18

Llana of Gathol

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Good Show Sir Comments: Always check the credentials of your Botox doctor.

Published 1971

(Average: 8.14 out of 10)

Tagged with: baldy bad man • big hair • damsel • Edgar Rice Burroughs • evil doctor • New English Library • starkers • syringe • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF

Jan 17

Beyond

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Good Show Sir Comments: “I gotta stop drinking on Ambien.”

Published 1970

Thanks to Sérgio for sending this in!

(Average: 8.00 out of 10)

Tagged with: Avon Books • dude • scorpion with hands • Theodore Sturgeon • Unknown Artist Institute • worms with faces • WTF

Jan 10

The Mists of Doom

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I think I need a band-aid. Click for larger image

George Comments: Couldn’t find his loincloth this morning. Had to use the bedsheet.

Published 1980

(Average: 7.05 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ace Books • Andrew J. Offutt • cleavage • dude • Faux-nan • font problems • muscles • Robert E. Howard • sheets • sixpack abs • sword • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute

Jan 09

Lust in Orbit

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Paula Comments: Not sure if this qualifies as science fiction. But it has the word “rockets” on the cover!

Close enough to start launching some missile puns. – GSS

Published 1962

(Average: 3.97 out of 10)

Tagged with: Beacon Books • cleavage • damsel • gams • Jim Layne • sexytime • Unknown Artist Institute

Dec 12

The Small Assassin

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Small assassin, he is. Hmmmmm Click for larger image

It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – The Small Assassin Special!

Ms Ann Thrope Comments: The hazard of sliding glass doors.

Good Show Sir Comments: “Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.”

Published 1970, 1976

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 7.50 out of 10)

Tagged with: balls • blob of awesomeness • broken glass • disembodied hand • dude • evil children • HarperCollins Books • New English Library • ocean • Ray Bradbury • stairway to heaven • starkers • strange creature • two-fer • Unknown Artist Institute • yoda

Dec 07

Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three paintings, displayed here for the first time. Each is a collectors’ item in its own way – not because of any special artistic quality, but because each captures on a canvas, and suspends in time and space, a frozen moment of …

OK, that’s just a Rod Serling Night Gallery quote I copped off of IMDB. But here, for your consideration, are three cover submissions that didn’t make the cut. Not because they aren’t terrible. Not because they are based on a franchise. Not because they are parody or comedy. Not because … well, just because …

Boob Tube? Click for larger image