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Nathan Comments: Timothy Zahn has a winner with the giant spider bouncy ball, peasant Tasha Yar, and a gopher mercenary? Oh and eye straining font!
Published 2006

Could this be a first? Man-gerbil?
Many thanks to Nathan!

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth’s Art Direction: For our new erotic historical fantasy…what does the name “Dark Enchantment” suggest to you? Purple… and… pointy! EXACTLY! So fetch us a shot of Brad, with a lightbulb pressed up against his face, and purple it up. Oh, and add a mansion under the lightbulb. Preferably that one where the lighting is coming head-on.
Published 2004

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: With this cover, it’s the little things. Such as ‘Her right hand has a weak grip on the handle.’ And ‘The bat on the pommel would make it hard to sheathe the blade.’ And ‘Goodness, is that MY face?’
Published 2013

Back cover blurb here!

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Adam Comments: We have everything you could want with this cover. Giant space-squids, intense aborigonies, rocket ships and WWI German soldiers. Everything, that is, except a clock.
Published 1972

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Eron Comments: In this cover, we get a fantastic 70’s disco door that leads to ancient Rome and connected by the most realistic rendering of… uh… electricity? … we have a centurion, a queen, a werewolf and, wait for it, a dude in a sombrero.
Published 1996

Many thanks to Eron!

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Yolanda Special!

Tom Noir Comments: I’d like to push her button, if you know what I mean!!! No seriously, what does the button on her belt do?

Good Show Sir Comments: Just washed my hands. Can you give me your towel?

Published 1975, 1976

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Kat’s Art Direction: “Okay, you’ve used the front of her shirt to make shoulder pads and recycled the scraps to make some useless pouches. Good work. But you know what this cover needs? What it really, really needs? … SHINIER LETTERING.”

Published 2004

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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MaryAnne Comments: He’ll have no problem keeping it in those pants.

You might remember this from here.

Published 1960

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Charles Comments: Ream me up Scotty!

Published  1971

It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday – Sci-Fi Sexytime Edition!

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Scott B Comments: I ask for one pissed-off bat-mongoose-eagle-beaver-man-thing. And you nailed it!
Published 1979

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Does she have two right legs?

Published 1972

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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