John C Comments: Look, you wanted me to modernise the planet so I went to IKEA and got one of their “Flty” anti-gravity beds. It’s not my fault half the bits are missing and the instructions don’t make sense.
Published 1979
John C Comments: Look, you wanted me to modernise the planet so I went to IKEA and got one of their “Flty” anti-gravity beds. It’s not my fault half the bits are missing and the instructions don’t make sense.
Published 1979
Priscilla Ponds Comments When you combine all the colours of space you end up with a lot of white.
Published 1983
Raoul Comments: Fascists outmaneuver Antifa with a new rebranding campaign.
Published 1968
Marvin Comments: Wear a bubble helmet? I’d rather asphyxiate than mess my hair!
Published 1960
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: A naked woman… and a goat’s head! Two of the most Satanic things ever… well, according to Wheatley. So just get them on there, we’ll get the attention of all those 14-year-olds!
Published 1975
Bonus movie trailer: To the Devil… a Daughter
starring Christopher Lee, Richard Widmark, Nastassja Kinski,
Honor Blackman, and Denholm Elliott
John Comments: “Hey, all the hot water’s gone!”
Published 1978
Many thanks to John!
JuanPaul Comments: Even if she could hear an appendix, she would have better luck trying the right side.
Published 2008
It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – Early Del Rey Edition
Good Show Sir Comments:
#1. “The book is a joy … I give it two skulls” – Clown Daily News
#2. Eggstremely bad cover art
Published 1975, 1976
Winged Wolf Comments: An excellent series, and one of my favourites. This scene actually appears in the book, and is depicted fairly accurately. Except for the tentacles. They never get the tentacles right.
Published 1983
Dead Stuff With Big Teeth’s Art Direction: For our new erotic historical fantasy…what does the name “Dark Enchantment” suggest to you? Purple… and… pointy! EXACTLY! So fetch us a shot of Brad, with a lightbulb pressed up against his face, and purple it up. Oh, and add a mansion under the lightbulb. Preferably that one where the lighting is coming head-on.
Published 2004
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