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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: “Siri, I want you to slap Cortana stupid with as many 90s Photoshop filters as you can find.”

Published 2015

(Average: 5.60 out of 10)

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Delores Comments: He could be killed but not drilled. Drilled but not chilled. Chilled but not billed …

Published 1962

(Average: 5.60 out of 10)

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Art Direction: Look Moorcock’s covers are always strange. It’s like previous publishers took a handful of amphetamines before putting them to market. All we need is a big 80’s girls head floating in lots of clouds and some people on horses riding into war. No one will suspect any type of solvent abuse… well… until they read the thing!
Published 1987

(Average: 5.59 out of 10)

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Pete Comments: Wham, bam, thank you Bedlam!
Published 1973

(Average: 5.59 out of 10)

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Scott B Comments: “Every move was checkmate” Sounds like an extremely short game to me.
Published 1970

(Average: 5.59 out of 10)

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Jaouad’s Art Direction: Ok, this book is about a brain in a jar, so we’ll have a big glowing brain in a jar. With some wires and electrical discharges please, so the audience knows it’s Science. And give it evil eyesockets while you’re at it. An infinity parking lot in the background. A scientist chap. Oh, and a girl, of course. A girl in a frilly dress. With cleavage. And nailpolish.
Published 1950

(Average: 5.58 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Heads will roll for this!

Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Published 1977

(Average: 5.58 out of 10)

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You know what you thought? You thought, you’d seen everything anyone could possibly do with a dragon. Well, you’re wrong. Three words for you to eat today, ‘Dragons In Space’! Oh yes, and trying to decipher the controls of a space ship! I mean, dragons can read, right?

(Average: 5.57 out of 10)

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Don’s Art Direction: It has dragons. People ride them. Put the woman in a swimsuit even though she’d freeze to death at that altitude. Make the guy look like some kind of alien elf, just to cover both the SF and fantasy genres. And it’s written by a chick, so do the main coloring in shades of lavender and rotting-orchid pink.
Published 1980 (maybe)

Many thanks to the Don!

(Average: 5.57 out of 10)

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WEELLL!! How about a guy in a space ship pointing at some futuristic map. Hmmm, yeah, you are right, it’s just not sci-fi enough! How about putting in someone with a straight bowl hair cut, and a huge werewolf creature with botox lips?!

(Average: 5.57 out of 10)

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