Feb 16
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Like a baseball bat to the face, we’ll hit our viewers with something special. A large forest women with rams horns and red curly hair. Perfect? Not quite. She’ll be wading her way through a swamp with another considerably smaller green tinted female watching. Now we’re perfect.

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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • damsel • forest • giant • horns • Keith Parkinson • Terry Brooks • The Magic of Landover series
Nov 07
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – Titan’s Daughter Special
Good Show Sir Comments: a.k.a. The Incredible Shrinking Scientist!
Published 1961, 1963
- Thanks to Marge for sending one in!

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Tagged with: Barye Phillips • BEHIND YOU! • Berkley Books • cleavage • damsel • flying • Four Sqaure Books • James Blish • little people • modesty-preserving hair • SCIENCE! • starkers • two-fer
May 17
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The Tim’s Art Direction:Give me a dude in front of a pyramid with some spikey armor. No, more spikes. More. Still not enough spikes. More spikes! More!
Published 1991

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Tagged with: baldness • Bantam Books • cloaks • Dan Simmons • dude • evil • evil children • Gary Ruddell • inadequate armor • once you see it • spikes • utility belt
Nov 25
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Ryan Comments: Chuck Norris absolutely adored taking his winged horse to the Ren Fair.
Published 1990

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • dwarves • font problems • forest • Questar Books • slleeping beauty • winged horse • Wm. Mark Simmons
Apr 30
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Marvin Comments: God, why did I ever move to Florida!
Published 1962

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Tagged with: Ace Books • Andre Norton • dude • Ed Valigursky • palm trees • sea monster • tidal wave
Apr 03
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Raoul Comments: My high-school Latin tells me this title is “Fat Morgan”. Must be that guy on the left.
Published 1980

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • big hair • cleavage • damsel • fat guy • fiddle diddle • moonface • murky murk • Sandy Kossin • starkers • teat shields • top hat • William Kotzwinkle
Feb 16
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Ryan Comments: The is good, there is bad, and if you can stand it, there is nude wind tricycling in space.
You might remember this from here.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: booties • damsel • font problems • Mara McAfee • Norman Spinrad • Pocket Books • sailing • starkers • whee! • wheels
Oct 05
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Well, we’ve got the red on there, ’cause of fire being in the title. We’ve got the epic dragon and the merlin esk wizard with his magic orb. But we’re missing something. Something that’s going to make someone pick up the book and think, ‘this is the one.’ Of course!! Surround the title in an awesome gold shiny goodness!

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Tagged with: dragon • Dragon Prince series • fire • font problems • magic • magical orbs • Melanie Rawn • Michael Whelan • Tor Books
Apr 11
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Good Show Sir Comments: Now be a nice girl and get in your bottle.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!
Published 1987

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Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • Ballantine Books • Barclay Shaw • cleavage • damsel • Daniel Da Cruz • Haircut 100 • jumpsuit • people in bottles
Oct 30
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Billy Awesome Comments: Says on the back here that “The diadem that crowned the head of Aleytys was in contact with her central nervous system – and invisible to outsiders.” I don’t know what a diadem is, so make her whole outfit invisible, just to be safe.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • DAW Books • devil's dumplings • Jo Clayton • Michael Whelan • Sir Mix-A-Lot • space sheep • space ships • starkers
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