Feb 19
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Sara Comments: Here I am, just stepped out of my mecha-techno, time-traveling, chrome, orb-y…thing. The only drawback is that it destroys all clothes that are not right gloves or right boots. Swords are not clothes so they’re all right, too. Also it makes weird shadows stick to you. Wait, am I floating above a strange river?
Published 1958

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • computers • dickless wonder • dude • Galaxy Science Fiction • Manley Wade Wellman • muscles • penguins • starkers • strange artifact • sword • Wallace A. Wood • weird pecs
Apr 25
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Jaouad Comments: I have no mouth, but I have a double chin & a sousaphone ear with tiny people creeping out of it & a plum floating above my eye & something which looks vaguely like a grape in my other eye & two tiny legs and and… I MUST SCREAM!
Published 1974

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Tagged with: call 555-orthodontic-emergency • Diane Dillon • dude • font problems • Harlan Ellison • I have no mouth and I must scream • Leo Dillon • my head aplode • Pyramid Books • WTF
Oct 04
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Art Direction: Look it will just be like every cover you have ever seen but this time… they’re cat people! They’ll have everything a cat would normally have like fuzzy hair, cat mouths, pointy ears but no tails. Tails, I think would be a step too far! We don’t want people to be too embarrassed when they buy it!
Published 1983

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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • boo • C.J. Cherryh • cat people • cleavage • damsel • J'ai Lu books • muscles • once you see it • planets • Rowena A. Morrill • Rowena Morrill • space • space ships
Aug 17
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Mike Comments: Elvis is not dead, he’s a four-armed ghost reptile…IN SPACE!
Published 1995

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Tagged with: aliens • dude • font problems • mullet • puffy shirt • Romas Kukalis • space • strange creature • Tor Books • Walter Jon Williams • WTF
Feb 23
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Corwin Comments: The first time I saw this cover, I couldn’t take my off off it for at least 5 minutes in macabre fascination. The art work is amazingly detailed, right down to the untied shoe laces. Even so, three car wrecks, a space ship, and an alligator make for quite a combination with Jeff Martini and Katherine “Kitty” Katt.
Published 2010
Might be comedy, but I can’t resist a space alligator!
Many thanks to Corwin!

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Tagged with: damsel • Daniel Dos Santos • DAW Books • dude • Gini Koch • gun • space • strange creature
Jan 24
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Matt’s Art Direction: I don’t care what’s on the cover. Just make it difficult to look at. I want a cover so jarring to the senses that you can barely read the title.
Published 1988

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Tagged with: Ace Books • dude • font problems • shoulder pads • Simon Hawke • snake • strange creature • sunglasses • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Nov 11
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Art Direction: Evil prophets go together with men wearing eyeliner like… Anyway that’s easy! Lets make any text on the cover like some sort of cryptic puzzle which will have to deciphered. What’s the book called? What’s the name the of author again? Ha! They’ll be stumped! The money will roll in!
Published Date Unknown

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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • gibberish title • magic • monks • robes • Star Books • three wise men • Unknown Artist Institute • W.W. Bloom • Wizaaaaaaaard!
Sep 06
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Natalie and Steve Comments: Unfortunately, Davy himself is not as vivacious as his cover suggests.
Published 1976
Many thanks to Natalie and Steve!

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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • Boris Vallejo • damsel • dude • Edgar Pangborn • font problems • muscles • music • strange creature
Aug 12
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Kevin’s Art Direction
Creative Director: Ok, so here’s the deal.
Artist: oh boy…
CD: I want hands coming up from the fires of hell begging for tiny people, a big throne or something and possibly some random Greek god-type things laughing it up.
Artist: oh boy…
CD: The boss just saw Iron Eagle and totally dug the font on that one. OH! And he just bought a new helicopter, so if you could throw that in everything will be great.
Published 1987
Amazing find!
Many thanks to Kevin!

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Tagged with: Baen Books • C.J. Cherryh • cage • daemons • David Mattingly • dude • fire • Good Show Sir • helicopters • Heroes in Hell series • human sacrifice • Janet Morris • minotaur • muscles • once you see it • pole weapons • staff • tentacles • WTF
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