Nov 21
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – Dinosaur Beach Party!
Good Show Sir Comments:
#1 “Don’t worry Keith, I’m your agent, and Scribner’s is a quality publisher. They assured me they will hire the finest cover artist for the hardcover first edition”.
#2 In other words, Laumer is a class act.
Published 1971, 1972
You might remember this from here and here.

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Tagged with: Charles Scribner's Sons • clock • damsel • DAW Books • dino-mites • dinosaur • dude • Kelly Freas • little people • tasteful smoke • two-fer • Unknown Artist Institute
Nov 10
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Tat Wood Comments: The Cleopatra Jones Russian Doll Set can be yours for 49.99 plus P&P. Spirograph wall decals extra.
Published 1966
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Tagged with: big hair • damsel • devil's dumplings • Gene Szafran • jazz hands • Robert A. Heinlein • Signet Books
Nov 06
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Billy Awesome’s Art Direction: This cover needs a reptilian lady of the night and her pimp, and a pixie-hatted space businessman. Oh, and something something time travel, so put a couple of proper Victorians and one of those tricorn hat guys in there somewhere. Tie it all together with an orange Creamsicle theme.
Published 1977

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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • catsuit • DAW Books • dude • fancy hat • Haircut 100 • Josh Kirby • lizard people • lizards • mighty moustache • Ron Goulart
Nov 15
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Tom Noir Comments: Good god man, you’re under attack by a four-armed giant! This is hardly the time for rubbing fun bits!
Published 1969

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Tagged with: awesome foursome • Ballantine Books • damsel • dude • monster • Robert Foster • rocks • Vincent King • WTF
Jan 22
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Doctor: It’s alright Madame, your Son simply has a case of the TeenFlu.
Concerned Mother: Thank you doctor, is there anything I can do for him?
Doctor: Well, I prescribe some awesome red and yellow training warrior monks, a large dude in a kimono and a busty women in a gold bikini grasping her short sword. Here, take this book.
Concerned Mother: Uh… you’re a medical doctor right?
Doctor: My doctorate came in a toblerone box.
Concerned Mother: Ohhhhhhh K, well I’ll be going.

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Tagged with: bikini • bladed weapons • chainmail lingerie • cleavage • damsel • Good Show Sir • Julian Gibson • Martin Millar • Martin Scott • monks • shrubbery • sword • Thraxas series
Jul 08
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Tom Noir Comments: They’ve gone to extraordinary lengths here to make sure nothing on this cover makes any sense. I wonder if it as drawn with the same yellow highlighter that the author used to get high while he was writing the book?
Published 1976

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Tagged with: birds • cleavage • damsel • DAW Books • deer • dude • George Barr • gibberish title • horns • just so much yellow • strange creature • Thomas Burnett Swann
Jul 04
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Good Show Sir Comments: Sir! How do we stop this robot plague!?! Unplug them from the wall?! That’s… well… yeah ok then.
Published 1977
Many thanks to Darren for sending this in!

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Tagged with: computers • electricity • font problems • J. Hunter Holly • Manor Books • robots • Unknown Artist Institute
Mar 21
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Mrs. McGillicuddy’s Art Direction: We need a cover fast. Paint something science-fictiony in the background of your self-portrait.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • DAW Books • Doris Piserchia • dude • H.R. Van Dongen • little people • once you see it • strange creature • tree people • WTF
Aug 31
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Stevie Comments: Jack L Chalker’s Songs of the Dancing Gods cover is bizarre! Crazy wizards, super sultry fairy-women in red and green and a huge mack truck running thru everything. What’s all that crazy action supposed to tell the prospective reader?
Published 1991

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Tagged with: baldness • baldy bad man • beard-wielding • cloaks • Dancing Gods Series • Jack L. Chalker • magic • magical orbs • magical weapon • mighty moustache • mohawk • Orbit Books • strange creature • truckin' • Unicorns! • Unknown Artist Institute • Wizaaaaaaaard! • WTF
Jan 25
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Joachim’s Art Direction: “Raw adventure” — with a whip, in underwear, make sure there’s a rocket… you know what I mean… it’s science fiction.
Published 1974

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Tagged with: chains • Charles Moll • damsel • dude • font problems • geometric oddities • John Robert Russell • loincloth • Pocket Books • space ship • thong • underwear model • whip it good • WTF
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