Good Show Sir

Dec 17

Good Show Sir Comments: Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!
Published 1980

(Average: 8.64 out of 10)

Tagged with: balls • BEHIND YOU! • Dell Books • dude • explosion • font problems • framed cover art • Haircut 100 • mushroom cloud • perm • Philip K. Dick • rabbit • Richard Courtney • robot • space ship • Ting! • WTF

Dec 16

The Golden Slave

21 Comments »

Oh sorry were you whipping me? I fell asleep... Click for full image

Tom Noir’s Art Direction: “Very well Mistress Raven, I want you to whip me gently until I am hit with my next great cover inspiration. Don’t spare the buttocks. And remember my safe words: poul anderson.”
Published 1980

(Average: 6.92 out of 10)

Tagged with: beard-wielding • chains • cleavage • columns • damsel • dude • font problems • loincloth • muscles • Poul Anderson • sixpack abs • Unknown Artist Institute • whip it good • Zebra Books

Dec 14

Elfhome

30 Comments »

Look I am just saying... I can completely see everything back here... just put on some trousers next time we go adventuring. Click for full image

Hammy Comments: um…no panties
Published 2012

(Average: 5.32 out of 10)

Tagged with: Baen Books • city • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • dragon • elf • font problems • lightning • magic • mega limbs • Wen Spencer

Dec 10

Andra

36 Comments »

Leather Goddess of Phobos Click for full image

Perry Armstrong Comments: This single photograph might be all that remains, speaking to future ages by saying: “Watch out you two, you’re about to be hit by a spaceship!”
Published 1976

(Average: 7.27 out of 10)

Tagged with: baldness • damsel • dude • font problems • hat • leather • Louise Lawrence • low-budget • space • space ship • Topliner Redstar • Unknown Artist Institute • What's on TV?

Dec 08

War of the Maelstrom

31 Comments »

I'm gonna need a big band-aid for my left hand. Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: That must be Bobcat Goldthwait!
Published 1988

(Average: 8.22 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ace Books • beard-wielding • castle • cat people • cloaks • Darrell K. Sweet • dude • fancy hat • font problems • furs • helmet • horns • Jack L. Chalker • male skirts • sword • WTF

Nov 27

Masks of the Martyrs

19 Comments »

Who knew there was an Indian casino under Mount Rushmore? Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: Another Chalker book? Does he send one in every week? I don’t care what the cover looks like. Get the new lad from the Unknown Artist Institute to throw something together. What’s his name? I keep forgetting.

Published 1988

(Average: 4.77 out of 10)

Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • damsel • dude • floating head • font problems • Jack L. Chalker • native american • skulls a-poppin' • spectacular space chart • Unknown Artist Institute

Nov 20

Mercycle

30 Comments »

Is he riding a Schwimm? Click for full image

Hammy Comments: Is this ridiculous enough?
Published 1992

(Average: 6.45 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ace Books • Barclay Shaw • bicycle • big hair • devil's dumplings • dude • fish • font problems • mermaid • Piers Anthony • underwater

Nov 19

Chrome Circle

21 Comments »

Night Mare ... BEHIND YOU! Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: This cover is so shiny that everything looks black unless you photograph it at the right angle. And then you notice that everything is embossed. The title is embossed. The authors are embossed. The car is embossed. The horse head is embossed. The fox-girl is embossed. It’s like bad cover art Braille for the blind.
Published 1994

(Average: 8.09 out of 10)

Tagged with: Baen Books • Barclay Shaw • BEHIND YOU! • booties • cars • chrome • claws • damsel • dude • embossing • flying horse • font problems • fox people • Larry Dixon • Mercedes Lackey • Mustang Sally • Serrated Edge Series • shiny oh so shiny • sunglasses