Dec 17
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Frank Comments: Good thing that fern was handy, else the publisher would have had to get really blatant with that maple leaf. All the electronic equipment out among the foliage is worrisome too. I’ve seen what happens when that sort of thing is left in a damp environment and it’s not good for continued operation.
Published 1972

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Tagged with: cleavage • computers • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Gene Szafran • Pocket Books • strange creature • William Hjortsberg • WTF
Nov 15
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Good Show Sir Comments:
There once was a hero named Blade
Who travelled through space to get laid
Wrapped his arse in a muff
Cause he thought it looked buff
Now the ladies are running away ‘fraid
Published 1972
Read all about this exciting adventure on the back cover.
You might remember this from here.

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Tagged with: big hair • bladed weapons • damsel • hunkbutt • Jack Faragasso • Jeffrey Lord (aka Manning Lee Stokes) • lizard • Macfadden Books • muscles • Richard Blade • Sir Mix-A-Lot • starkers
Dec 16
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Ryan Comments: Ronald MacDonald was very pleased with himself: having divested himself of his clown outfit, he could still eat anything and show no ill-effects.
Published 1970

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Tagged with: baldness • balls • clown • damsel • Dell Books • disembodied head • dude • font problems • glow • perspective problems • Ron Goulart • Ron Walotsky
May 02
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It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday — Swedish Special!
Good Show Sir Comments: So what did you expect would happen if you delivered an alien-dinosaur-sized dildo.
Thanks to Jon Jensen for sending these in!
Published 1953

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Tagged with: alien landscape • aliens • Atom Boken • bubble helmet • Dee Carter (Denis Hughes) • dinosaur • dude • eye-yi-yi • frickin laser beams • Gerald Facey • Gordon C. Davies • John Lane (Denis Hughes) • rocket • strange creature • Swedish • two-fer
Jan 08
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Well magic is purple. Fact! So we are sorted for that but we need a way of getting magic’s amazing power across to people. I know, electricity… and some guy in obvious pain as he weaves his supernatural element. We all know that when you meddle with the supernatural all you get is that burning sensation of being electrocuted.
Thanks to CSA!

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Tagged with: Dave Eastbury • electricity • John G. Jones • lightning • magic • Sphere Books
May 22
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Rachel and Thomas comment: In the book, the cover girl struggles with anxiety, depression, an estranged family, substance abuse, an eating disorder, self-harming, fits of violence, illiteracy, poor self-esteem, and the titular lycanthropy. It is just plain cruel to make her poorly drawn as well.
Published 2014

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Tagged with: A.B. Bergman • damsel • little black dress • long hair • Martin Millar • moon • nonsensical shadows • Soft Skull Press • werewolf
Dec 11
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Kang N. Kodos Comments: I’m getting a negative vibe off this cover.
Published 1996

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • Bruce Jensen • damsel • Deborah Christian • font problems • galaxies • half a face • half cover • negatives • space • Tor Books
Sep 05
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: PUSH HIM! PUSH HIM!
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: The back side, featuring the least appealing excerpt ever proffered on this Web site.
Published 1973
You might remember this from here.

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Tagged with: damsel • dude • fire • font problems • hunkbutt • Jeffrey Lord (aka Manning Lee Stokes) • muscles • ocean • Pinnacle Books • Richard Blade • ships • spear • starkers • tasteful smoke • Unknown Artist Institute • weird pecs
Jan 19

Charles comments: The photographer probably told the models this would end up in the next issue of Vogue.
Published 1970
You might remember this from here. And here.

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Tagged with: anatomical issues • damsel • Franco Grignani • I'm melting! • John Brunner • Penguin Science Fiction • WTF
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