Apr 14
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Jen’s Art Direction: A book about telepaths, you say? You’re blowing my mind. In fact, that’s just what we need on the cover! A man with his head exploding! And if that doesn’t just scream sci-fi, we’ll put him in coveralls and put after-images of him all over the place. Oh, and emboss it. All of it. I want everything to stand out.
Thanks so much to Jen!

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Tagged with: Baen Books • David Mattingly • dude • font problems • magic • mind fountain • my head aplode • omnibus • once you see it • space • Timothy Zahn
Feb 20
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Benjamin Comments: The French translation of, “The Destruction of the Temple.” Barry N. Malzberg’s deconstruction of the JFK assassination through the kaleidoscope of SF and worthy Good Show Sir contender!
Published 1974
You might remember this from here.

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Tagged with: Barry N. Malzberg • blood • cross • crucifix • dude • fire • flag • French • I'm melting! • J'ai Lu books • metropolitan apocalypse • muscles • my head aplode • neo-jesus • once you see it • Philip Caza • political figure • scrolls • USA! USA! • weird pecs
Sep 20
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Good Show Sir Comments: Cover art, suitable for framing, from the artist’s website.
From his biography:
Peter died much too soon but at least he was sitting in a bar with a drink in front of him. There are worse ways to go. At his funeral the vicar said he was probably “getting in the rounds” in heaven. I like to think he’s painting there too … He was intelligent and widely read and a regular member of his local pub’s quiz and cricket teams, though he would say that was mainly for the beer! He died in March 1998 in Skegness while he and some colleagues were working on a mural at Butlins, relaxing in the hotel bar after work.
Published 1979

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Tagged with: ax-wielding • booties • cephalopod • cleavage • damsel • eye-yi-yi • Faux-nan • Fritz Leiber • Good Show Sir • hunkbutt • long haired men • Mayflower Books • muscles • nappy • Peter Elson • ridiculous hat • sword • white-clothed protagonist
Oct 28
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Arthur Dent Comments: Nobody can sum up Heinlein better than the French.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: cowboy hat • gas tanks • Marcel Laverdet • Presses Pocket • Robert A. Heinlein • Unicorns! • USA! USA!
Aug 18
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Tom Noir Comments: Do you struggle with unsightly forehead acne? New LeiberCreme Advance will have you round and smooth in no time!
Published 1974

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Tagged with: aliens • flying heads • Fritz Leiber • Larry Kresek • Nelson Doubleday SFBC • planets • WTF
Aug 29
Well today is a bank holiday and I completely forgot about it. Almost got up to go to work! Almost…
So for all your enjoyment here is a few covers that I believe make the Honourable Mentions standard! Have a good holiday for those who remembered!
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DarkZlorf Comments: I’m sure I left my tank parked around here?
Published 1979
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Completely stolen from the wonderful Awful Library Books, but because the top left is clearly a copy of Keith Parkinson’s Dragons of War, I thought it too good not to mention! Thanks to John for letting me know about it!
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So I found this is in a touristy shop in the wonderful San Diego… paper dolls… what’s with that? Anyway, I had hours of fun recreating all my covers that day!
Published 2010

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Tagged with: Arrow Books • bladed weapons • Bruce Patrick Jones • damsel • Dennis Wheatley • dragon • dude • Faux-nan • font problems • gun • Honourable Mentions • J. Douglas Arnold • Keith Parkinson • magic • merlin • muscles • sword • tank • Unknown Artist Institute • unknown publisher • Wizaaaaaaaard! • WTF
Sep 30
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Ashton Comments: This accurately depicts the eponymous story, except I don’t recall the protagonist being described as the smuggest douche in the universe in an equally terrible shirt.
Published 1987
Many thanks to Ashton!

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Tagged with: Amber Series • Avon Books • beak! • chess • dude • handheld beverage container of Germanic origin (tankard) • horse people • horses • James Warhola • monsters • once you see it • Roger Zelazny • Smirky McSmug • strange creature • towel • Unicorns! • wings • WTF
Jan 04
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Dalton Comments: Found this book in my high school library. It’s dragons, a creepy forest, bows and arrows, and an attractive blond all in one PERMA-BOUND cover. Also, I started cracking up at the, “One of the Best SF Novels of All Time” caption. Did I mention there’s dragon’s? Sorry your covers get hated on Robert A. Heinlein!
Published 1996
Fantastic start to the new year!
Many thanks to Dalton!

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Tagged with: Baen Books • baldness • bracers • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • dragon • dude • font problems • lizards • muscles • Robert A. Heinlein • shortbow
Oct 08
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Nina’s Art Direction: Draw me the story of a ghost…of a woman…in her pants, with a cat, and John Lennon. In a wooden cabin, flying through the sky. Yes, draw THAT ghost story.
Published 1985 (maybe)

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Tagged with: damsel • devil's dumplings • ghosts • Hill House Publishing • Peter Straub • space sheep • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Jan 27
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Greengerg Comments: Poor Lin Carter, surely he won the lifetime award for the biggest string of terrible paperback covers. In this classic, the sad golden gargoyle refuses to join the revelers with their horns of ale, perhaps because he cannot figure out why a guy with such bizarre body proportions got to be the hero.
Published 1976
Many thanks to Green!

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • DAW Books • dude • Faux-nan • Green Star Saga • Lin Carter • loincloth • Michael Whelan • monsters • sword
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