Oct 07
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I want you to listen to me, very carefully! Wolf howls up to the sky while a dragon flies in the background with a knight on its back. Again in the foreground a bowl cut man stands, his hand grasped firmly and suggestively around his sword. If you want to see your family again you will draw what I tell you.
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Tagged with: bird • bladed weapons • damsel • dragon • knights • puffy shirt • Robin Hobb • Stephen Youll • sword • The Farseer series • waistcoat • wolf
May 12
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Remember how sweet Blade was? With all his black clothes, long trench coat, his cool body armour, his array of silver stakes and the mean emotionless yet cheerly philosophical face? Better make him caucasian just to be on the safe side.
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Tagged with: a Blade by any other name • Ace Books • bird • bladed weapons • daggers • Dave Dorman • Laws of the Blood • Susan Sizemore • vampire
Jul 19
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Max Bathroom Comments: “Phallic symbols? No, I have no idea what you’re talking about…”
Published 1976
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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • phallic stage • Sam J. Lundwall • Star Books • Unknown Artist Institute
Mar 15
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: “This cover is a work of art! A triumph! Baen’s crowning achievement! And to celebrate gentlemen, I give you: collectible miniature figurines!”
Published 1990
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Tagged with: Baen Books • big gun • bladed weapons • cat people • Dean Ing • font problems • Larry Elmore • Man-Kzin Wars
Aug 18
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Bibliomancer Comments: They Walked Like Men. But a trained eye can tell the difference.
Published 1963
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Tagged with: balls • cane • Clifford D. Simak • Doubleday Books • dress for success • dude • Lawrence Ratzkin • SFBC • top hat • WTF
May 06
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Tom Noir Comments: I know what you’re all saying… “This book doesn’t count! It’s clearly self-published!” Well I found in a legit bookstore, dammit, so I say it counts!
Published 2000
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Tagged with: anthromorphism • beards • cat people • cleavage • damsel • Don't be silly - it's for children! • dude • gibberish title • Kevin Kinne • lizard people • long haired men • non-papillial person • planets • pope • Smirky McSmug • space suits • sword • Writers Club Press • WTF
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