Apr 03
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Bibliomancer’s Art Direction:OK so you painted an awesome space fire monster, and the iron moons are cool, and you even got the starfield in the corner, but aren’t you forgetting something? Yeah, girl ass. And make it blue. She’s an alien. You think these paperbacks just sell themselves?”
Published 1971

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Tagged with: Ace Books • aliens • busy hands • catsuit • daemons • damsel • fire • Kelly Freas • planets • Samuel R. Delany • Sir Mix-A-Lot • space • starkers
Mar 15
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Rachel R Comments: We apologize, ladies and gentlemen, but due to pilot fatigue we will be rerouting from our original destination Planet Professionalism to make a stop at the Space Station of Sleazy Symbolism.
Published 2005

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Tagged with: architectural framing • Baen Books • cleavage • damsel • David Mattingly • David Weber • devil's dumplings • dude • Eric Flint • font problems • frickin laser beams • glowing eyes • orson • planets • polymastia • shuriken of approval • space • space ships • WTF
Mar 07
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Stuck for something to draw eh? All one has to do is follow the editors rhyme, “Golden chair on which a hunk may sit, dinosaur.” Yeah… it’s not much of a rhyme really. But here’s the twist: it’s in space!
Published 1989

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Tagged with: computers • dinosaur • dude • Jack L. Chalker • lizards • Penguin Science Fiction • Peter Goodfellow • space • space ships • throne
Mar 06
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DPN Coments: I wasn’t sure if this was a bad cover until I discovered that it was severely edited down from this.
Published 2012

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Tagged with: Baen Books • beard-wielding • Bob Eggleton • David Drake • dude • font problems • John Lambshead • long haired men • planets • space
Feb 05
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Scott B’s Art Direction: We don’t want anyone to confuse this with the film “Labyrinth” which has just recently been released, so put something on there that nobody will mix up with that. Ah, how about a rooster-bear pondering deep thoughts? That’s the stuff.
Published 1989

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Tagged with: Ace Books • anthropomorphism • bear • bear people • Dennis Schmidt • mohawk • planets • Rowena Morrill • space • strange creature
Dec 19
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Jami Comments: Actually the best part is inside when I was trying to find dates on this. It’s the dedication Asimov wrote.
“To My Mother
Of Whose Authentic Gray Hairs
Not a Few Were Caused by Myself”
Yes, that’s how it’s capitalized inside.
Published 1970

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Tagged with: Avon Books • Don Punchatz • dude • handguns • Isaac Asimov • space • space suit • WTF
Nov 21
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Giallo Comments: I really do like you, but before things progress, I think you should know I picked up a case of Rocket Crotch on Ceta V.
Published 2011

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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • Kieran Yanner • Planet Stories - Paizo Publishing • Robert Silverberg • space • space ships
Oct 26
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Durbin Comments: Book officials were shocked when it was revealed that an elderly parishioner had painted over a deteriorating fresco with a haphazard splattering of paint. “The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic,” one official says.
Published 2010 (maybe)
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Tagged with: Baen Books • dude • font problems • frickin laser beams • gun • handguns • Larry Dixon • Lois McMaster Bujold • shuriken of approval • space • twins • WTF
Oct 12
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Diggler’s Art Direction: Lets put a big black phallic symbol on a moon surface and have the men running in fear while the women gawk.
Published 1954

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • damsel • dude • Jerry Sohl • Richard Powers • space • WTF
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