May 08
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Well here’s my Nephew, a silver jump suit and a box of mangoes. Now just head out to that field and get me a picture. I’m sure whatever you come up with will be just fine.
Published 1969
My favourite thing about the book.
Weird Cover – Written by the book store owner!
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Tagged with: dude • Good Show Sir • Joe Garcia • jumpsuit • Kate Wilhelm • Panther Books • WTF
May 03
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MisterBOB’s Art Direction: A Conceptual breakthrough book! So y’know the yin / yang symbol, shinny dolphins….
Published 1979
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Tagged with: Ace Books • damsel • dude • font problems • Gordon R. Dickson • James R. Odbert • Sandra Miesel • shiny oh so shiny • strange creature
Apr 26
Alessandra Comments: This is one of those subtly wrong covers. What’s up with the faces? And looking closer, the anatomy. His eyes are oddly round and oddly placed, a little too close together and a little too skewed to our right. Her right eye (on our left) is too low, giving her an odd one-eyed (or in the right light, three-eyed) look. Not a cover that screams its wrongness, but still eye-watering when you look closely.
Published 1983
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • Barclay Shaw • damsel • dude • font problems • gibberish title • glow • jumpsuit • once you see it • portal to another world • Ralph Mylius • Warren Norwood
Apr 25
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Jaouad Comments: I have no mouth, but I have a double chin & a sousaphone ear with tiny people creeping out of it & a plum floating above my eye & something which looks vaguely like a grape in my other eye & two tiny legs and and… I MUST SCREAM!
Published 1974
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Tagged with: call 555-orthodontic-emergency • Diane Dillon • dude • font problems • Harlan Ellison • I have no mouth and I must scream • Leo Dillon • my head aplode • Pyramid Books • WTF
Apr 23
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Max Comments: I read the paperback version of this back in the day and it had a nice cover which represented the content of the book quite well. This original hardback, on the other hand, has none of those things. It’s a barbarian and perhaps an elf-woman on thrones, in hell, staring into a satanic-goat-festooned portal to THE COSMOS. The back’s got some crystal pyramids on it.
Published 1988
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Tagged with: daemons • damsel • dude • evil • fire • Iain M. Banks • Macmillan Books • Richard Hopkinson • WTF
Apr 19
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Elijah Comments: Nothing says, “stirring look at spirituality and the uncertainty of agnosticism” like a badly-drawn cowboy running from a volcano.
Published 1998
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Tagged with: dude • electricity • H. Rider Haggard • Pulp Fictions UK • Wiley Dunsmore
Apr 17
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction:
“Scotty, we need more clip-art!”
“She can’t take much more captain! We push her any harder and we risk a font overload!”
“Dammit, just do it man!”
Published 1999
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Tagged with: ape • author on the cover • Baen Books • David Mattingly • dude • floating face • font problems • James P. Hogan • lens flare • monkeyshines • once you see it • planets • robots • space • space chimp • space suit • strange creature • WTF
Apr 16
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Colette’s Art Direction: I want an attractive couple on another planet who wear ribbons instead of actual clothing. But I guess we need something that will make it seem horrible AND sexy, so can you add a long trail of golden ectoplasm to the woman’s lower body? It should imply “you have radiant womb” and not “you should immediately see a doctor about that.”
Published 1973
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Tagged with: damsel • Dell Books • dude • fire • Leo P. Kelley • loincloth • moon • planets • strapping outfit • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Apr 13
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Jeremy’s Art Direction: We need the most evil guy ever. Ever! And the goofiest looking assassin you can muster!
Published 1982
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Tagged with: cloaks • damsel • dude • evil • frickin laser beams • gun • Mike Resnick • Signet Books • space • Unknown Artist Institute
Apr 10
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Richard Comments: The spaceman in the foreground is both scared and turned on.
Published 1969
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Tagged with: Avram Davidson • bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • dude • inadequate armor • Jack Gaughan • Pyramid Books • shields • space ship • space suit • suggestive • sword
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