Oct 07
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I want you to listen to me, very carefully! Wolf howls up to the sky while a dragon flies in the background with a knight on its back. Again in the foreground a bowl cut man stands, his hand grasped firmly and suggestively around his sword. If you want to see your family again you will draw what I tell you.

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Tagged with: bird • bladed weapons • damsel • dragon • knights • puffy shirt • Robin Hobb • Stephen Youll • sword • The Farseer series • waistcoat • wolf
Sep 08
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Right, with a title like that I mean it’s self explanatory, we’ll put a dragon there. What? A bikinni clad busty women with a bow and arrow? Well I don’t see….. and a space ship? But..but….oh alright then, but I’m going to give the women some furs to cover her shame. And by shame I clearly mean shoulders! Yeahhh! High five anyone? Anyone….?

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Tagged with: archery weapons • Baen Books • BEHIND YOU! • bikini • bladed weapons • bracers • capes • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • dragon • Duke Edmund Talbolt series • forest • furs • John Ringo • loincloth • mountains • perspective problems • shortbow • space ships • sword
May 11
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When you think of the great wars throughout time what do you think of? Romans vs Carthage? British vs French? Allies vs Axis? Well my dear friend let me pitch you this one: Dragons vs Lasers! And not just any lasers, flying robot lasers. I know, legendary… I know.

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Tagged with: Alan Pollack • Baen Books • dragon • epic conflict • frickin laser beams • Mark Geston • robots
Apr 24
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*hick* You’re the best!! Soooo… drunk….Wha’? Oh yeah This time I’m looking for a different type of glow, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge. And have a friggin’ space battle going on that they are ignoring with their love-making! Hey… why are you running away?!

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • Dave Seeley • explosion • frickin laser beams • Linnea Sinclair • lovers • space ships • vomit
Feb 28
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Max Bathroom Comments: “Feminist? I thought you said Femdom…”
You might remember this from here.
Published 1977

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Tagged with: chainmail lingerie • damsel • devil's dumplings • furs • Joanna Russ • little buddy • Peter Jones • ridiculous collar • ridiculous hat • Star Books • teat shields
Aug 13
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Good Show Sir Comments: I guess this qualifies as a “Two-fer Tuesday”.
Thanks again to Alain for sending us those terrible J’ai Lu’s!
Published 1975

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Tagged with: balls • dudes • J'ai Lu books • Robert A. Heinlein • shell • Smirky McSmug • twins • Wojtek Siudmak • WTF
Jun 05
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Leah Comments: Another beaut from my personal collection. Fairly good book, but the protagonists (human woman and psychic alien cat) don’t look like that. First, I’ve never seen a living, healthy adult human being with such a tiny head. Second, they’re both pregnant in this volume of the series. No sign of that here. Also, the text never says anything about the cat having a double chin.
Published 1995

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Tagged with: Braldt Bralds • Cats! • damsel • DAW Books • embossing • font problems • Gayle Greeno • neo-jesus • robes • staff • sword • tombstones
Mar 15
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: “This cover is a work of art! A triumph! Baen’s crowning achievement! And to celebrate gentlemen, I give you: collectible miniature figurines!”
Published 1990

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Tagged with: Baen Books • big gun • bladed weapons • cat people • Dean Ing • font problems • Larry Elmore • Man-Kzin Wars
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