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*hick* You’re the best!! Soooo… drunk….Wha’? Oh yeah This time I’m looking for a different type of glow, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge. And have a friggin’ space battle going on that they are ignoring with their love-making! Hey… why are you running away?!

(Average: 7.26 out of 10)

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Max Bathroom Comments: “I’m so eighties retro even my parrot has a new wave hairdo.”

Published 1987

(Average: 7.73 out of 10)

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Leah Comments: Another beaut from my personal collection. Fairly good book, but the protagonists (human woman and psychic alien cat) don’t look like that. First, I’ve never seen a living, healthy adult human being with such a tiny head. Second, they’re both pregnant in this volume of the series. No sign of that here. Also, the text never says anything about the cat having a double chin.

Published 1995

(Average: 7.30 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: “This cover is a work of art! A triumph! Baen’s crowning achievement! And to celebrate gentlemen, I give you: collectible miniature figurines!”

Published 1990

(Average: 5.76 out of 10)

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Alice Comments: Hey Tag Wizard! You get to use your “ridiculous hat” tag again!

Published 1980

(Average: 8.03 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: Your assignment: be harangued by the author for all eternity with his opinions on government, religion and the individual.

Published 2000

(Average: 8.27 out of 10)

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Perry Comments: John & Marsha stared in horror as hate-criminals threw rocks at the Toilet Door People’s picnic.

Published 2000

(Average: 6.55 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: This is a good cover. Just try not to think about the fact that when she stands up she’s not wearing anything past her navel. Or about what’s going on with her breastplate. Or how her stubby arm can support a shield that big. Or about the fact that she appears to have just passed gas/the ghost of her mother-in-law.
Published 2001

(Average: 7.64 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: You spilled your whiskey all over the cover art! No time to redo it. Just sponge it off and get it out the door. It has to be at the printer’s today.
Published 1977

(Average: 7.30 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I brought in my favourite 90’s computer game. Just grab some stills from it and we’re good to go!
Published 2002

(Average: 8.36 out of 10)

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