Oct 15
I have been enjoying the delights of Helsinki this week and I have had a wonderful time. Well, except for the price of beer! 7 Euros for a pint! It makes me want to cry!
In honour I decided to search through a couple of the book shops here for the Finnish versions of some popular Sci-Fi and Fantasy. Some of them are just a little odd and a couple do make me laugh.
I hope you all enjoy these wonderful covers!
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Tagged with: archery weapons • Arthur C. Clarke • baldness • beard-wielding • bladed weapons • cloaks • Damm Forlag Books • damsel • David Eddings • David Gemmell • dude • eyepatch • floating face • font problems • horses • Jalava Books • Karisto Books • magic • male skirts • meteor • monks • once you see it • planets • pole weapons • Robert Jordan • shortbow • Stephen R. Lawhead • strange creature • sword • Wizaaaaaaaard! • wolf
Oct 14
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Hayley Comments: This is what the back-cover says, “Warning: Graphic sex between a human woman and an alien male who is anatomically different from human men!”
Published 2008
Many thanks to Hayley!
Submitted through our wonderful Facebook group!
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Tagged with: aliens • author in the comments • BEHIND YOU! • busy hands • cleavage • damsel • dude • Lanette Curington • muscles • Samhain Publishing • space • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Oct 13
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Ashton Comments: Help, I’m being attacked by a giant robot… whose torso is stuffed with… spaghetti? Maybe bring a fork.
Published 1981
Many thanks to Ashton!
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Tagged with: Del Rey Books • dude • Ralph Brillhart • robots • Roger Zelazny • WTF
Oct 12
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Glen Comments: It’s a naked man, holding a ray gun, being chased by dogs controlled by evil alien parasites from Titan, which agrees with the plot of Heinlein’s book. But why the red trilby hat? You would think that boots be more useful than a red hat, if you’re in an unclothed state on a hillside…
Published 1969
Males bums don’t need censored, right?
Many thanks to Glen!
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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • dude • gun • hunkbutt • Pan Books • Robert A. Heinlein • strange creature • Unknown Artist Institute
Oct 11
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Don’s Art Direction: We don’t want this cover to just jump out at you, we want it to stab you in the eyes with a hot-pink icepick. And our dictionary defines “hermaphrodite” as “bored bloke with major addictions to mousse and Manic Panic”.
Published 1992
Many thanks to Don!
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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • font problems • Stephen Hickman • Thomas T. Thomas
Oct 08
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Art Direction: We don’t need an artist! Have you seen what I can do with photoshop? Look, I can take this picture of Karen and… BAM… she’s blue! I know, hilarious right? And that’s not it, just cut and paste and… WHAM… she’s in a badly rendered icy landscape looking cold. Stick in the title and oh hold on, why is it behind her arm… Layers? Sounds like witchcraft to me. Finished!
Published 2004
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Tagged with: aliens • Clark Ashton Smith • damsel • Unknown Artist Institute • Wildside Press • WTF
Oct 07
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Eron Comments: In this cover, we get a fantastic 70’s disco door that leads to ancient Rome and connected by the most realistic rendering of… uh… electricity? … we have a centurion, a queen, a werewolf and, wait for it, a dude in a sombrero.
Published 1996
Many thanks to Eron!
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Tagged with: damsel • dude • electricity • font problems • magic • monsters • Ron Walotsky • Ronald Anthony Cross • strange creature • The Eternal Guardians Series • Tor Books
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