Apr 30
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Marvin Comments: God, why did I ever move to Florida!
Published 1962

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Tagged with: Ace Books • Andre Norton • dude • Ed Valigursky • palm trees • sea monster • tidal wave
Apr 03
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Raoul Comments: My high-school Latin tells me this title is “Fat Morgan”. Must be that guy on the left.
Published 1980

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • big hair • cleavage • damsel • fat guy • fiddle diddle • moonface • murky murk • Sandy Kossin • starkers • teat shields • top hat • William Kotzwinkle
May 03

Emster comments: And the 2023 Award for Most Awkward Pose goes to…
Published 1991

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Tagged with: damsel • dude • Joel Rosenberg • Keith Parkinson • Roc Books • smoke monster • spear
Feb 16
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Ryan Comments: The is good, there is bad, and if you can stand it, there is nude wind tricycling in space.
You might remember this from here.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: booties • damsel • font problems • Mara McAfee • Norman Spinrad • Pocket Books • sailing • starkers • whee! • wheels
Jul 06
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Lets not beat around the bush… though best not to show any of that… lets keep the randy teenagers guessing by covering her with… sperm shaped space ships! I think this is the cover this climax deserves.
Published 1982
Many thanks to Sara!

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Tagged with: Berkley Books • damsel • Don Ivan Punchatz • glow • Haircut 100 • Janet Morris • Kerrion Empire series • sky-legs • space ships • spaceships with faces • starkers • suggestive
Apr 11
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Good Show Sir Comments: Now be a nice girl and get in your bottle.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!
Published 1987

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Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • Ballantine Books • Barclay Shaw • cleavage • damsel • Daniel Da Cruz • Haircut 100 • jumpsuit • people in bottles
Mar 07
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Tat Wood Comments: It’s exactly like a Breughel. If he’d done the poster for a straight-to-video sequel to ‘Dark Crystal’ about a Yeti, sorceress and a woodchuck.
Published 1981
You might remember this from here.

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Tagged with: C.J. Cherryh • Craig Shaw Gardner • damsel • Dell Books • Diane Duane • dude • Flashing Swords series • font problems • groundhog • Lin Carter • magic • Richard Corben • Roger Zelazny • snow and ice • Tanith Lee
Aug 16

Tor Mented Comments: My Favorite Martian has just about had enough of Barney’s sh!t.
You might remember this from here.
Published 1990

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Tagged with: antennae • Baen Books • bladed weapons • dino-mites • font problems • L. Sprague De Camp • Tom Kidd
Oct 05
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Well, we’ve got the red on there, ’cause of fire being in the title. We’ve got the epic dragon and the merlin esk wizard with his magic orb. But we’re missing something. Something that’s going to make someone pick up the book and think, ‘this is the one.’ Of course!! Surround the title in an awesome gold shiny goodness!

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Tagged with: dragon • Dragon Prince series • fire • font problems • magic • magical orbs • Melanie Rawn • Michael Whelan • Tor Books
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