Mosquito Wenzi Comments: “I’ve got the Ting! I’ve got it!”
“Yeah, dear, you’ve got it. Now look Behind You!”
Published 1986
Mosquito Wenzi Comments: “I’ve got the Ting! I’ve got it!”
“Yeah, dear, you’ve got it. Now look Behind You!”
Published 1986
Jimmy Comments: “I said “socks” not “sucks”! Please don’t send me to the front lines. I’m ten years old!”
Published 1991
Good Show Sir Comments: Send in our three best Maytag repairmen!
Published 1957
JuanPaul Comments: Party in the front, business in the back! It’s a reverse mullet!
Published 1982
JuanPaul Comments:“I told you to stop interrupting my Taiko practice!”
Published 1983
Bibliomancer Comments: Philosophical question: Three people. Two bullets. Who does the Fool shoot?
Answer: He shoots the clown twice.
Published 1988
Alice Comments: Sucks when the last three guys you met on Tinder get together to compare notes.
Published 1986
Bibliomancer Comments: They look like they’re made of milk chocolate, like chocolate Easter bunnies.
Published 1975
Tom Noir Comments: “We must be on our guard, Daphne. This is a dangerous world.”
“Very well Charles, but tell me – do you smell chicken?”
Published 1991
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