Good Show Sir

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As a women I know that there are two main things we love about men. Long hair with hunky muscles being one of them, *drool*, and the ability to fire a light weight fast action submachine gun at any given point. What’s that you say – this book’s in the Fantasy genre? Oh yeah, forgot that element… uhhh ok then, lens flare the gun and put some transparent eyes in the sky. Now that’s what I call Fantasy Romance!

(Average: 7.91 out of 10)

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Daniel Comments: Saw this stunning cover work at the book swap table in work.
Published 2000

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Caitlin Comments: There’s never a good time for a xylophone solo.
Published 1996

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Bibliomancer Comments: Style and blow-dry my girlfriend’s hair right this time or I’ll slice you in two.

Published 1971

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 7.91 out of 10)

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Marvin Comments: No doubt where Dian Fossey swiped her “Gorillas in the Mist” title from.

Published 1963

(Average: 7.91 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: Aww, nice, they allow pets!

Published 1987

(Average: 7.91 out of 10)

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Scott B Comments: I have travel many leagues in my baroque unicorn-driven coach, accompanied by my viking-in-toga guard corps, to bring you this rare Long-Eared Pink Bust-Concealing Owl-Fox. Enjoy!
Published 1973

(Average: 7.90 out of 10)

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Stevie Comments: Samuel Delaney’s Neveryona is so-over-the-top hetero soft porn. And the lead character is supposedly gay! What a bubble butt he’s got! I wish I had one of those! And what’s he doing with that giant sword, anyway?
Published 1983

Amazing! Many thanks to Stevie!

(Average: 7.90 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: “Don’t use your fearsome claws and thick, scaly hide for protection, dragon! Use this unwieldy sword and shield instead! And for God’s sakes, wear a loincloth, we’re civilized here.”
Published 1998 (maybe)

(Average: 7.90 out of 10)

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Ozzy Comments: Gordon Ramsay gets the gang back together … Celine Dion, Tonto, and Carl the human Chewbacca!

Published 1984

(Average: 7.90 out of 10)

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