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We’ve both been talking this over and really there is one thing we need on our cover. A horrific font! Have it big, bold, blocky and have the ‘fought’ look like someone has tried to adjust the colour balance in photoshop and then forgot about it. For the rest, just have some women crawling out of the air vent shooting an android. But seriously, who cares about the artwork these days.

(Average: 6.58 out of 10)

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Imagine this, you are a female knight… awww come on, I said imagine… and you have come into the future only to find… wait for it.. space ships! And a futuristic station! This cover will be one of the greatest comparisons of public transport ever! Oh, don’t forget the transparent eyes in the sky too.

(Average: 5.76 out of 10)

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An alien planet, with vegetation and all that, and another huge other planet in the background. And throw in a huge space ship taking off with a person throwing her fist in the air, making the reader ponder, “is she covering her eyes or simply shouting complaints?”

(Average: 5.27 out of 10)

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*hick* You’re the best!! Soooo… drunk….Wha’? Oh yeah This time I’m looking for a different type of glow, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge. And have a friggin’ space battle going on that they are ignoring with their love-making! Hey… why are you running away?!

(Average: 7.39 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Oh no! Not the comfy chair!

Published 1981

(Average: 4.25 out of 10)

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Max Bathroom comments: “John Norman? Never heard of him…”

Published 1982

(Average: 5.31 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: “Not since Dune…”? You’re going serve up a softball like that to the GSS community?

Published 1982

(Average: 4.06 out of 10)

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Tor Mented Art Direction: “Here’s my wife’s glamour-studio photo. Turn it into a painting. You’ll have a generic cover, and I’ll have an anniversary gift. Two birds, one stone.”

Published 1994

(Average: 4.41 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: “Way to go Einstein. Didn’t I tell you to check this planets miscegenation laws before you booked our honeymoon vacation?!”

Published 1982

(Average: 4.34 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: New candidate for censor sheep: the modesty assault rifle?

Thanks to Melody for sending this in!

Published 1980

(Average: 6.28 out of 10)

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