Jul 01
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Jonathan Art Direction: What’s this? I told you the giant ant needs to be wearing a top hat. We’ll have to fix it with typography.
Tag Wizard Comments: Jonathan also helpfully forwards the note on the copyright page: ‘The Large Ant’ originally published as ‘The Big Ant’
Published 1961

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Tagged with: Bantam Books • giant ants • Howard Fast • little people • Unknown Artist Institute
Jan 31
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Andrew Comments: Teddy bears in Napoleonic garb, riding on dragon-horses in space. Baen, naturally.
Published 2000
It has come to our attention that this book is comedy, which bends our rules.
We appologise, but the cover is still amazing!
– Good Show Sir

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Tagged with: Baen Books • dude • Gordon R. Dickson • horses • Michael Whelan • once you see it • Poul Anderson • space • surprised horse • WTF
May 19
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Matt’s Art Direction: Fabric! I want to see lots of fabric. And hands, lots of dramatically posed hands. And least one bare breast, only you’ll have to conceal the nipple with something. How about a cross?
Published 1994

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Tagged with: Baen Books • Bardic Voices Series • cleavage • damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • dude • font problems • ghosts • headband • jester • magic • Mercedes Lackey • once you see it
Apr 15
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Frank Comments: For some reason I find it difficult to focus on the title text. I wonder if that’s to keep me focused on the cover art?
Published 2002

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Tagged with: Amsea Group Publishing • cat people • Cats! • Don't be silly - it's for children! • flowers • Lee Taiz • Lincoln Taiz • music • space ship • waistcoat
Sep 06
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Frank Comments: I get the idea the artist read the teaser on the first page, “WHAT’S SO SPLENDID ABOUT WESTERN CULTURE THAT YOU WANT TO SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE GALAXY? I TELL YOU THERE’S SOMETHING ON TRIOPUS THAT CAN NEVER BE REMADE.” …and painted something that you probably wouldn’t want to remake even if you could.
Published 1969

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Tagged with: abstraction • Douglas R. Mason • John Rankine • Paperback Library • Richard Powers • WTF
Jul 16
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Art Direction: Look, I’m telling you there is NOTHING more erotic than a naked women with an over-sized insect. Hold on a second who are those guys? What are they doing with a straitjacket? Hey, get off me. Wait, it’s still a good idea, I swear…. draw it… and remember meeeeeeeeee!
Published 1980

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Tagged with: Chris Achilleos • cleavage • damsel • M. John Harrison • Sphere Books • strange creature • WTF
Dec 12
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Tom Noir Comments: I need you to try, and try REALLY hard, not to think about where that dolphin’s blowhole is.
Published 1969

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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dolphin • dude • muscles • ocean • Roy Meyers • Smirky McSmug • starkers • sweet ride • Unknown Artist Institute
Dec 11
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Tom Noir Comments: In the future, everything will be needlessly complex and ridiculously over-engineered… except women’s clothing.
Published 1984

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Tagged with: Alan Dean Foster • antennae • bikini • cleavage • damsel • dude • eye-yi-yi • frickin laser beams • inadequate armor • Paul Alexander • planets • shoulder pads • space ships • space suit • tights • Warner Books
Apr 26
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Tor Mented Comments: It never fails! There’s always a snail driver ahead of me in the fast lane.
Published 1995

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Tagged with: Ace Books • aquarium • beast-riding • BEHIND YOU! • damsel • embossing • eyes on stalks • floating head • floating horse • font problems • Piers Anthony • Romas Kukalis • snails • sweet ride • WTF
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