Good Show Sir

Jul 01

Charles Comments Fans of “Shape of Water” fishbanging will find a lot to like here.

Published 1978

(Average: 6.20 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ace Books • Charles Sheffield • Clyde Caldwell • dickless wonder • dude • fish people • sexytime • starkers • stars • Ting! • wired

Jun 10

The Flame

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Did nazi that coming Click for larger image

Raoul Comments: Fascists outmaneuver Antifa with a new rebranding campaign.

Published 1968

(Average: 6.08 out of 10)

Tagged with: damsel • fire • font problems • Jim Hunter • nip slip • sexytime • Sphere Books • Unknown Artist Institute

May 07

As It Is Written

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As It Is Painted Click for larger image

Good Show Sir Comments: I am only going to use the space sheep for J’ai Lu tit covers. This is a work of art. But I’m not convinced Krupowicz can draw feet.

Published 1982

(Average: 7.70 out of 10)

Tagged with: books on the covers of books • Clark Ashton Smith • De Lysle Ferree Cass • Donald M. Grant Publisher • dude • glow • horns • hourglass • lion • people with tails • R.J. Krupowicz • sexytime • starkers • weird pecs • WTF

Jul 31

Alien Sex

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Not the body part I was expecting Click for larger image

J Greely Comments: Nothing says alien sex like crosshairs targeting an eyeball filled with Saturn.

Published 1992

You might remember this from here. And maybe here.

(Average: 6.70 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ellen Datlow • eye-yi-yi • Harlan Ellison • Larry Niven • Lewis Shiner • Pat Murphy • planets • Roc Books • sexytime • sky-eyes • Unknown Artist Institute

Jul 02

The Cleft

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This cover really cracked me up. Click for larger image

Mama Roux Comments: This must be the bad part of the city where the bums hang out.

Published 1969

(Average: 5.06 out of 10)

Tagged with: Jeff Jones • little people • map • orgy • Paul Tabori • Pyramid Books • sexytime • Sir Mix-A-Lot • starkers

Jun 13

We’ve got submitted Spock covers coming out our pointy ears so it’s a good time to toss them all together into a Mr. Spock Megapost! Credit where credit is due but there are some unknown artists and publishers in this mix.

Yeoman, set your nozzle to 'spray' Click for larger

As it was written in Jim 3:16 Click for larger image

Help ... I'm ... a ... rock ... Click for larger image

Who's a good little captain Click for larger image

Spock fanfic ladyporn Click for larger image

Good Show Sir Comments:

1. Yes we are both threatened by the giant ants. Why do you persist in yelling Me Too?

2. I wish to be now known as Father Spock.

3. “Airing … grievances … lot of problems … you people … gonna hear it …”

4. Next time let’s not get our publicity shots posing in the Sears Portrait Studio.

5. Sorry. I don’t know what happened. I’ve never lost my Vulcan Death Grip before.

(Average: 5.40 out of 10)

Tagged with: Alice Jones • Bantam Books • Bob Larkin • Captain Kirk • Charles A. Spano Jr • Corgi Books • damsel • giant ants • Joe Petagno • Kathleen Sky • lightning • MEGA POST • Mr. Spock • neo-jesus • sexytime • Spock ears • Spock eyebrow • sun • Theodore R. Cogswell

Feb 11

The Mime

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You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Click for larger image

JuanPaul Comments: Don’t worry about your dangerous liaison in the ice cream cone. The mime won’t tell anyone.

Published 1976

(Average: 7.47 out of 10)

Tagged with: Jove Books • mime time • none more white • sexytime • starkers • Tony Profumo • Unknown Artist Institute

Feb 07

Honourable Mentions 20

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It’s time for Mars Sexytime Honourable Mentions. And it’s a score in more ways than one. Scraping the bottom of the Mars barrel, here are three also-rans that, for various reasons, didn’t meet our STRICT AND RIGIDLY ENFORCED GROUND RULES.

Sex Life on the Planet Mars. I can’t find much info on whether this is comedy, sci-fi or maybe even a mystery. But I’m not surprised it’s written by this guy. Somewhere Capt Kirk is getting a boner.

Puts the Martian in M.I.L.F. Click for larger image

A Princess of Mars. Further proof of the benefits of novels losing their copyright and entering the public domain. This is an actual by-the-rules science fiction book cover, but it’s print-on-demand and I didn’t feel like spending a tenner of Tag Wizard’s expense account money to buy a copy.

A Poledancer of Mars Click for larger image