May 15
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Yolanda Special!
Tom Noir Comments: I’d like to push her button, if you know what I mean!!! No seriously, what does the button on her belt do?
Good Show Sir Comments: Just washed my hands. Can you give me your towel?
Published 1975, 1976

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Tagged with: arms akimbo • button • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • Dominique Verseau • dude • FMA (artist) • Grove Press • Jimmy Guieu • loincloth • moon • rocket • sexytime • space • Ting! • two-fer • utility belt
Jul 17
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Kat’s Art Direction: “Okay, you’ve used the front of her shirt to make shoulder pads and recycled the scraps to make some useless pouches. Good work. But you know what this cover needs? What it really, really needs? … SHINIER LETTERING.”
Published 2004

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Tagged with: Baen Books • big gun • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • John Ringo • Julie Cochrane • none more black • shiny oh so shiny • shoulder pads • shuriken of approval
Aug 22
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Noel Comments: Needless to say, the winning garden at this year’s Chelsea Flower Show, stirred some controversy.
Published 1986

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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • dude • face tree • floating person • Grafton Books • Poul Webb • Robert Sheckley • suits you • wall face
Jun 27
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MaryAnne Comments: He’ll have no problem keeping it in those pants.
You might remember this from here.
Published 1960
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Charles Comments: Ream me up Scotty!
Published 1971
It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday – Sci-Fi Sexytime Edition!

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Tagged with: A Companion Book • Beacon Books • bikini • bubble helmet • busy hands • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Greenleaf Classics • Lambert Wilhelm • muscles • Poul Anderson • Robert Bonfils • Robert Stanley • rocket • sexytime • Spock eyebrow • the no pants dance • two-fer • William Maltese
Jan 13
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Scott B Comments: I ask for one pissed-off bat-mongoose-eagle-beaver-man-thing. And you nailed it!
Published 1979

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Tagged with: arrow • ax-wielding • Chris Achilleos • flying • Poul Anderson • Sphere Books • strange creature • strange head armor • sword • wings
Jul 19
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Good Show Sir Comments: And after her new Cat Husband carried her across the threshold she kissed him under those two spectacular balls.
You might remember this re-purposed cover art from here.
Published 1981

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Tagged with: balls • booties • cat people • Charles L Harness • cleavage • damsel • dude • Haircut 100 • moons • muscles • Pocket Books • rocket • Rowena Morrill
Nov 20
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Bibliomancer Comments: “One of my favorite sci-fi cover models!” – Judge Roy Moore
Published 1990

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Tagged with: Arthur C. Clarke • Avon Books • damsel • font problems • Jim Burns • Paul Preuss • space ship • Venus Prime series
Nov 16
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Billy Awesome Comments: Give me a giant, noseless alien with male pattern baldness and a 2nd-degree sunburn, looming behind the planet Earth while he scratches his forehead bewilderingly with one tentacle, and digs for earwax with another. Put him in a cutoff denim vest, and try to give him an air of whimsy. Now, get out of my office.
Published 1977

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Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • Ballantine Books • Earth • eye-yi-yi • H.R. Van Dongen • Hal Clement • space • strange creature • tentacles
Mar 04
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Walter Featherstone Comments: Saving up to pay for his girlfriend’s other boob job.
Published 1996

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Tagged with: Baen Books • big hair • bighanditis • bladed weapons • crown • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • font problems • Ken Tunnell • L. Sprague De Camp • Smirky McSmug
May 15
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JuanPaul Comments: “Hey babe, sorry to crash the party, but did you use up the last of the bronzer?”
Published 1990

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Tagged with: bikini • bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • dude • font problems • glow • long haired men • muscles • Popular Library • Questar Books • Rob Chilson • ruins • strange creature • Tim Jacobus
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